Aren't they just delightful that way? I especially love it when I have guests over and one of mine saunters into my living room with a pair dangling from his mouth.

This is absolutely fascinating . . . even better than trying to decode the Zodiac letters.

Oh, I want your baby! When you get tired of him, feel free to give me a shout out :)

You poor thing. I had an experience in college with a much larger, not completely all there roommate who developed an obsession for me. It was one of the most stressful times of my life. Luckily I had other roommates that were able to act as a buffer between him and me.

Yep, you got me. I have to admit, I've never really been that interested in having any children. But, a couple of months ago I held a friend's baby, a cute little guy with black hair that stuck straight up and squinched little, troll face (the ones that you find as pencil toppers, not the mean scary kind) and, you…

You know, I'm starting to feel a little guilty about all my RHO-pick any city watching. The truth is, I watch because of the drama, it's entertaining. So, I find myself asking, does this make me a bad person? Am I contributing to the downfall of these people's psyches? Because, after all, if people like me didn't…

God, that poor little girl. I don't have any children, so I can't say this with complete certainty, but, I truly believe that if one of my sons had been involved in this, the police would have to get to him before I did because I would beat the ever-living shit out of him, then turn him over to the police with big,…

I think it depends completely on the individuals involved. Personally, I think of the holding door open, etc type of things as more polite than a man vs woman. I hold doors open for men and they hold doors open for me, no biggie. Some men, especially in the southern states, are adamant about the door thing and,…

A friend of hers claimed it was from playing softball.

Hearted for the comment and the username, thanks.

Hearted, thank you.

. . . insanely high bar for proof . . .

Um, wow, ok.

In response to all the commenters presuming that DSK must be guilty because he's rich and white and she's poor and black, I think it's important to remember that, in our justice system, there is a presumption of innocence until proven guilty (a distinction made ever more significant given the recent release of the…

Jezebel, you tease! I got all excited by the headline, then I got even more excited by "Dirty Girl Ministries" (was I the only one that thought this was some kind of new awesome merchandiser?), and then I read the article, and I'm no longer excited. Just very, very disappointed, and disturbed, and frustrated . . .…

Or RHONJ. My first thought when I heard the news was that someone had knocked off Joe Guidice.

I'm with you. Before all the info came out about him being abusive, I kind of had a soft spot for Russell. He just seemed like a guy that wasn't comfortable in the social situations that Taylor dragged him to and Taylor always seemed insensitive to him when she would leave him standing alone on the edge of the crowd…

OMG, you poor thing, I'm so sorry. People just suck! I'm going to cuddle with my cat now :(

Oh, crap, I just finished an Arrested Development marathon on Netflix . . . but what a way to go!

Somebody call 4chan . . . it's time these fuckers were taught a lesson