I hope Rowling sues her ass . . . and I hope that band on her forehead gets stuck permanently so that her head will forever resemble a cookie jar.

Wow, so this means I lost the big V when I was 11. I am such a hussy . . . and I kinda like it!

That was just awesome. Thankfully I listen to NPR in the car so the shine hasn't left that particular song for me.

Agh! Dr. Drew, what have you done to yourself?! You used to be so awesome and level-headed, the straight man to Adam Carolla's crazy, and now? *sigh* One of my college time heroes succumb's to that fickle bitch fame.

I think this must be much more common than people realize. A male acquaintance in college once complained that he had woken up in the morning after a party to find a mutual friend on top of him, raping him (though he didn't use the term rape, he said she was "screwing" him). I always felt uncomfortable with her…

Moose rutting season is seriously no joke. I remember when I was around six, I was with my mom and her friends who were playing golf near the Elmendorf base in Alaska. My mom's friend was lining up his put with the hole and suddenly a big bull moose sauntered out to stand directly between the friend and the hole. …

Aw, shucks!

Fabulicious Underwear Ninja!

Yes, he just had to ruin the game, didn't he.

OMG, I want a baby elephant. They don't look that big, I'm sure they'll fit in my 2 bedroom apartment, and my cats will love them!

This could be fun . . .

Well, maybe that was her fridge hanging out on the subway and she didn't want to disappoint her kids.

Well damn, and the world turns right side up again . . . I guess it's nother glass of wine for me.

Holy crap . . . did hell just freeze over . . . are pigs flying . . . did a Republican Senator actually make a logical, eloquent argument? I just don't know what I'm going to do with myself, my reality is all topsy turvy now. I may actually need some alcohol before I can make sense of this.

I haven't had a cigarette in years but everytime I watch an old movie ( Laura being my favorite) I can't help but want a cigarette. They always seem to make smoking so sexy and sophisticated looking.

So people take pictures of themselves lying down and because slaves were shipped lying down there must be a correlation?

Pussy on a Pedestal

It really depends on the cat. My mom's cat goes crazy and gets depressed if he's locked up in the house too long. Yes it worries my mom when he's outside but it's a matter of the quality of life rather than the quantity. I have three cats, all house bound who are content to lay out on the back porch (with a 6 foot…

What wonderful pictures, I'm actually getting a little teary eyed. Congratulations to you all!

Judge: "Do you believe the United States' current counter-proliferation policy adequately protects both the United States and Western interests against the potential threat posed by North Korea?"