That’s not the fucking point. He’s not obligated to give up goddamn dime just to watch that dime line someone else’s pocket.

When you are critical to making people billions, you make sure you get you cut no matter how much you already have.

Where does the number of 5 minutes of speaking parts combined come from? Are we actually sampling episodes or are we pulling them out of a hat?

Tell that to the underpaid script writers.

Ugh go away.

I tried to be polite for awhile, but eventually I just went full out bitch—when she made rude comments about my food, I’d just start talking about how delicious it was and how I just didn’t understand how she could live on nothing but Lean Cuisine. Didn’t she get tired of eating absolutely nothing but godawful cheap,…

Yes, because the world has a shocking lack of thin sex workers in major cities.

Also, the fact that men (you?) will ‘fuck anything’ doesn’t really translate into men happily paying $400 per hour (before tip) for the privilege of doing so. You DO understand how economics works, I assume?

As a side note, my high horse is…

This comment is EVERYTHING. how dare any of us live happy and fulfilling lives, right? I don’t identify as fat but I am I guess on the larger end of average, and most of the women in my life are skinny and very beautiful. I could be pretty skinny if I tried, and I clean up OK, but ultimately the results of going to…

They create awful jazz-rock food?

This man is smart. This is a very smart man who is very good at thinking.

Oooh! OOOOOH! Does this mean we can use the Sharia Law defense to get rid of the ridiculous and oppressive Blue Laws in Texas? Because not being able to buy hard liquor on Sunday mornings is definitely infringing upon my beliefs!!!

I think there aren’t very many in circulation in the US any more because people hated them because they were only a tiny bit bigger than quarters and therefore pretty easy to confuse with quarters.

I’m super pro Mankiller’s name. But thanks to what a Jez commenter pointed out to me recently, I’m super anti the executive order she signed excluding Cherokee Freedmen from citizenship:

Grover Cleveland should be on the spare change you lose between the couch cushions and then recover four years later.

You mean like they ‘exposed” the Warriors during the regular season?

The art of effectively bullshitting a teacher is an invaluable skill to develop, and I say this as a teacher.

Do something emotionally naked

And that’s why you just answer, “I’m fine, Mom. How are you?”

Maybe having mom take this to the media was her taking the emotionally naked option.