[Calvin Johnson nodding and taking notes.]

They are going to try and make it hip and now for the millennials. Good luck with that.

JJ Abrams has stated repeatedly that Benedict Cumberbatch is not playing Mr. Roarke in this reboot.

Enough with the reboots.

You mean the way Chris Evans was both Johnny Storm and Captain America?

That’s a very good question, because that question unanswered leads to things like...

So, person says something dumb, admits fault, tries to rectify it, but we’re all still mad? I mean, I get that insincere nonapologies shouldn’t be accepted, but if someone says something out of ignorance, but is willing to admit fault and be teachable ... what’s ... what’s the issue?

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

There is only one acceptable non-Rocky use for this song...

Hollister Ranch in Santa Barbara. Well known surf spot. The Hollisters were one of the original large landowning families in California.

“...most of the main characters in the Great Gatsby....”

This coming from someone posting on a gaming website. If you’re going to troll at least put some effort in.

Nah, the worst is having a partner who is so insecure that they feel the need to critique whether or not the fantasy in question is edgy and hip enough.

As opposed to the “Chaplin filter” which involves straining your gin through a bowler hat.

This GIF was part of a remote controlled test crash from 1984. More people were injured at Jets camp today than in that fiery wreckage.

I never get tired of showing this print ad from the 1970’s.

This is very important to military issues, one of these people could be the next POTUS. This made no political claims, it just analyzed the transcript. As far as click bait, not sure how this is clickbait, certainly a lot of time and effort went into analyzing the statements made.

Why?

Well up until 2014 they were paying TV revenue to a non-existent team in St. Louis, so it’s all fair.

Jesus Christ, there’s nothing worse than hearing about someone’s fantasy team.