What? I have been frustrated plenty of times and I've never punched anyone over it. Hitting people isn't a normal reaction that we all experience, sorry.

the only "dumb bastard" is the stupid motherfucker who punches someone because a restaurant was closed.

No, Clarkson is the one who fucked everybody. Who is he to lay his hands on anyone for any reason? Why do people have to put up with that shit?

Nursing Exo-suits vs. the Patriarchy

I agree.

You are Invictus.

I MAJORED IN CLASSICS

In the summer of 2013, I had spent 8 Very Long, Very Hard years in graduate school and was a mere two weeks away from defending my Ph.D. My monogamous husband of 8.5 years went over to visit our closest couple friends' of 5 years house to drink and play video games while I worked on all of my dissertation shit.…

"A Fuckload of Chicken"? The Hound would approve.

Boyfriends of mine have always told me I looked cute in sweats. They often get that gleam in their eyes while saying it.

If we're going to live in a commie US inside a Red Alert reality, can I live in the reality in which the US had been taken over by Tim Curry?

Maybe no one told her Special Bulletin was real.

I bet Obummer is turning Gitmo into a Hand of Nod.

"Ugh. Quit giving away the plans, dumbass."

"I was Tom Friedman, basically."

undead invasion event.

"That song goes, 'Ding, ding, ding, da-ding-da." Mine goes, "Ding, Ding, ding, da-ding-da, DING, DING, da-ding-da, ding, ding. See it's not the same!"

only carefully placed thermite charges could have broken a man's ribs in the manner seen here