If we're going to live in a commie US inside a Red Alert reality, can I live in the reality in which the US had been taken over by Tim Curry?

Maybe no one told her Special Bulletin was real.

I bet Obummer is turning Gitmo into a Hand of Nod.

"Ugh. Quit giving away the plans, dumbass."

"I was Tom Friedman, basically."

undead invasion event.

"That song goes, 'Ding, ding, ding, da-ding-da." Mine goes, "Ding, Ding, ding, da-ding-da, DING, DING, da-ding-da, ding, ding. See it's not the same!"

only carefully placed thermite charges could have broken a man's ribs in the manner seen here

"Dude, she totally boned me!"
- that guy's lung, after being punctured

+1 chaq wa'SanID Hegh bech no' pong diarrhea.

"It's a churro wrapped in a glazed-donut bun topped with frogurt, caramel, whipped cream and chocolate!"

wait....is that real....?

That picture on the wiki for "St Louis Pizza" should be admitted as evidence during the war crimes trial, good lord.

It's better in the playoffs

Excellent summary, and I think right on all counts. I think that the players did quite well, actually. And the 5 year deal (vs. 8 years) is huge.

Satellites are also limited by their orbits. An orbit cannot be easily shifted to target a specific spot. Additionally, the satellite cannot loiter. A U-2 can go to a specific spot at a specific time and can also loiter over the area for a while.

My understanding is that satellites are nice but predictable. Very predictable and their big solar panels couldn't reflect radar better. So with a few exceptions (special spy satellites with RTG's instead of panels) people know when our satellites come over head and can hide whatever it is that they are doing that…

That I can definitely agree with. So does Robert Baratheon.

Yeah, she's a one-trick pony. Her trick is: "winning".