The warrant describes him as a flight risk.

NO. Guys, bring back Gummy Bears, it's time, you know it.

However, if this guy want to try outrunning a fireball or picking a fight with six drunk Marines he has my full support.

I thought his current Wikipedia page was funny.

Good points although I don't believe Westerners "idolize" the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

I'm pretty unsentimental, cynical guy, but whenever I see a pic of that kid I just feel good.

So...i can ignore the usual snark from Jezebel about women under 25 and actually appreciate her talent? cool

'Half Blood Prince'

Kristen Stewart winning a César award is actually a pretty huge deal. She is the first American actress to ever win it, and the first to even be nominated for it in 33 years. The most recent nomination received by an American was Adrian Brody in 2002. It's an incredible achievement.

Is the author mad that Shredder wasn't black in TMNT?

These games represent something fairly unique, but also unfortunately shared a big problem. While the parent types are voiced by black actors, Orlessa Altass as Scylla Cartier-Wells (mother to Nillin) and Dave Fennoy as Lee Everett (adoptive father to Clementine) respectively, both Nillin and Clementine are voiced by…

The people who tend to joke about/ push blow job week are usually implying non reciprocal sex. It's very much a 'my needs must get serviced while you either go lacking because I can't handle it, or because you don't want to have sex at all during this time.' Blowjobs are fun. One-sided blowjobs as part of…

I think Nelson Muntz said it ones. SIMPSONS 4 ever!

Cunniligus Day is every day.

So, my feces and urine aren't supposed to be bloody? I... I need to go.

I loved that "hethought he was kissing his wife but it was actually her lover's butthole" was funny even in chaucer's time

How the hell did you manage to get Madagascar?

Yeah, by all accounts, that relationship was super stable and everyone involved was super satisfied.