"Third base."

Well shit, now they have to re-write the whole fifth season of Downton Abbey.

Use your dismiss and flag options as needed. I've just about given myself carpal tunnel in the last fifteen minutes.

Agreed. New Abrams Enterprise makes me ill. Proportions are way off, it is way too big, and their "redesign" SUCKS. All of the other Enterprise starships look far better and more purposeful. If anything, the refit Enterprise from The Motion Picture all the way up to The Undiscovered Country were the best looking.

Well, I always took it as the prequels was a time when new things like ships, speeders, etc were being produced and were based in the core worlds. The original movies were in the outer rim, and things were more slim pickings. Also, after the empire took over, it would be awfully hard for the rebellion or anyone to…

I think they gave the pardoning a turkey ceremony exactly the amount of disinterest and disdain it required.

This is incredibly satisfying. Nothing is more wonderful than the idea of misogynists having to admit their misogyny to the one woman who they think is somehow different. It's a beautiful thing.

One more victim of white on white crime. When will white leaders like ‎Wayne LaPierre speak out?

Didn't you know, he wrote that on 'Opposite Day'. We were supposed to read the opposite of everything he wrote.

Nope. Cosby isn't having to face any jury. No judge. No trial. No execution. His life isn't ruined. He's sleeping soundly in his nice warm bed in his nice warm house. Tomorrow he'll wake up and spend his day in whatever manner pleases him best. He can spend his millions on anything he chooses, be it fine lawyers,…

#NotAllFerrets, okay?

Still better than Cars (shudder)

He knows you can't eat a trophy.

NO NO NO NO, please don't.

Coriander.

We found six bottles of water and have been rationing it.

Exposure is something people die of. It is not a payment plan.

This bullshit is pretty common in the industry especially with TV people. They think pretty much everybody is dying to get on TV. America's got talent calls me at least once or twice a year. Not because I'm a big shot, but because they are trawling for whoever they can find. They're like "you get a free trip to LA."…

There is a precedence to this though. Bill Gates wound up making his fortune when someone noticed his firebreathing act when he used to open gratis for REO Speedwagon, and Warren Buffet got his start working for free as a ring girl in backyard wrestling tournaments that were frequented by Wall Street talent scouts.