Qatari Passport Officer: Purpose of visit?

Or: Every child admitted automatically receives a personal falcon guard.

This rule does nothing to prevent pedo couples, so they should ban all adults without children, regardless of if they are single or coupled. And many pedos have families that they could bring, with the intent of quietly molesting a different child while their own family is occupied with the delightful falconry, so…

Yellow cake makes me think of uranium. Uranium is probably a poor choice for cake flavour.

All about that Bass.... No Tribble?

And to be fair, the State of Alabama was formed to work slaves to death.

"team-based multiplayer shooter"

Wow, that girl is unbelievable!

Okay, no snark, no cynicism... That's pretty awesome.

OMG I had a similar experience...but with a 13 year old...

Hey guys, Latinist here. They should've used the real Latin meaning of the "mium."
Here's how it goes: the "mium" is the portmanteau of the word "premium." The Latin word of premium is "praemium."

Damn! That's some princess monanoke sized shit

I could be wrong here, but I thought it was illegal for poll workers to discuss politics. I'm in my 40's and have never heard any volunteers discuss political parties, politicians or policy when I've voted. I've also never met an unpleasant poll worker. They've all been cheerful retirees who genuinely look happy to…

Wait, you're saying that because I'm 34 I don't count as young anymore? damn you erin!

Yeah, but it was a costume. This man is an IDIOT.

Also starring the adorable Sarah Baker, from the Louis CK "So Did The Fat Lady" episode.

He has every right to sit and stew over their loss to the Giants and instead the dude goes out and plays baseball with a bunch of kids. To me that's hella classy. Well done sir.

If you are not interested in actually being her friend, tell her and move on. If you are interested in actually being her friend, tell her and do so. If you are not interested in being her friend but think that pretending to do so might get you another shot at her at some point in the future, go fuck yourself.

Stopping being friends with someone the minute another man comes into your life is fucked up. It has nothing to do with entitlement. Expecting everything to be kosher at a later date after you break up with your boyfriend is even more fucked up.

There's this girl was one of my best friends in high school. As soon as…