I swear, the only reason those guys are publishing so many baseball stories tonight is because the Giants won.

She sounds like a pain in the ass.

I know, I know, if you have to explain a joke, how funny is it, right? But, how the hell is this funny?

All-around Twitter good guy @Darth also humored my weird fixation on Hunter Pence looking like a young Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull:

It's actually about ethics in gaming journalism.

Ack +1

I've never seen her act but I'm willing to give her a chance. \_(シ)_/

Because everybody feels like #wellactually tonight, I'm just going to quote Wikipedia:

See, Quebec? You are not France. Stop pretending.

Meh. Twinkies are overrated.

On the bright side, he has to wake up every day looking like that. They get to wake up fabulous. So advantage Williams.

As a Giants fan, I was hoping Wacha was put in, I thought he was the right guy to get the job done.

That was Russ Ortiz. Pulled him for Tim Worrell. Good thing we've won 2 since then because that was absurd.

What are your thoughts on Benghazi?

I think Deadspin wrote an article why. If only I could find it...

He did. And then the guy responded "And you look like a cocaine user!"

You're supposed to ride their ass and intimidate them into the proper lane. Unless you're law enforcement. Then you do this beauty.

About 15 years ago a man broke into my childhood home and attacked my mother. As soon as he grabbed her, my super sweet lab mix (who normally never even barked, let alone growled) went crazy on this guy and sunk her teeth through his leg. My mom called the police and he limped off - taking my dog with him. When the…

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