OMG I had a similar experience...but with a 13 year old...

Hey guys, Latinist here. They should've used the real Latin meaning of the "mium."
Here's how it goes: the "mium" is the portmanteau of the word "premium." The Latin word of premium is "praemium."

Damn! That's some princess monanoke sized shit

I could be wrong here, but I thought it was illegal for poll workers to discuss politics. I'm in my 40's and have never heard any volunteers discuss political parties, politicians or policy when I've voted. I've also never met an unpleasant poll worker. They've all been cheerful retirees who genuinely look happy to…

Wait, you're saying that because I'm 34 I don't count as young anymore? damn you erin!

Yeah, but it was a costume. This man is an IDIOT.

Also starring the adorable Sarah Baker, from the Louis CK "So Did The Fat Lady" episode.

He has every right to sit and stew over their loss to the Giants and instead the dude goes out and plays baseball with a bunch of kids. To me that's hella classy. Well done sir.

If you are not interested in actually being her friend, tell her and move on. If you are interested in actually being her friend, tell her and do so. If you are not interested in being her friend but think that pretending to do so might get you another shot at her at some point in the future, go fuck yourself.

Stopping being friends with someone the minute another man comes into your life is fucked up. It has nothing to do with entitlement. Expecting everything to be kosher at a later date after you break up with your boyfriend is even more fucked up.

There's this girl was one of my best friends in high school. As soon as…

I swear, the only reason those guys are publishing so many baseball stories tonight is because the Giants won.

She sounds like a pain in the ass.

I know, I know, if you have to explain a joke, how funny is it, right? But, how the hell is this funny?

All-around Twitter good guy @Darth also humored my weird fixation on Hunter Pence looking like a young Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull:

It's actually about ethics in gaming journalism.

Ack +1

I've never seen her act but I'm willing to give her a chance. \_(シ)_/

Because everybody feels like #wellactually tonight, I'm just going to quote Wikipedia:

About 15 years ago a man broke into my childhood home and attacked my mother. As soon as he grabbed her, my super sweet lab mix (who normally never even barked, let alone growled) went crazy on this guy and sunk her teeth through his leg. My mom called the police and he limped off - taking my dog with him. When the…

WHO'S A GOOD DOG??