Good question.

Another reason to hate the Nazis.

The last memory I have of Candlestick was trying to get out of the mudlot after the game; the driver and shotgun passenger in the SUV ahead of me were passing a bottle of booze between each other.

I'll stick to TV, thanks.

"Hmm, he never pulled that 'do a chore incompetently until I tell him to never mind and do it myself' passive-aggressive bullshit before…clearly he's under the influence of red kryptonite! Better call the Justice League!"

Yes, presumably with fewer bugs stuck on them.

As I understand it, Superman just flies through the sun.

"Eeh-aye-oh."

Meh. Sexy Flumph has been around since at least 1980:

Maybe here?

Here's the specific legal protection.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/cyclin…

It looked a hell of a lot bigger in the Sears catalog.

Technically that's a basilisk:

So, "librarian" or "cartographer", just like I got!

I took a career-matching quiz once (several hundred agree/disagree questions of the "I let power get to my head" and "I prefer pie to cake" variety) and got a 2% match for security/police/military jobs. So you've got a steep valley to descend.

They also have a violent potato butler.

You're right!

Whenever I hear "slide into home" and "KBO", I get nervous:

Jonathan Pollard was arrested for spying, the first summit between President Reagan and General Secretary Gorbachev ended amicably in Geneva (but with no agreement on SDI), and Canadian singer Carly Rae Jepsen (of "Call Me Maybe" infamy) and Spanish men's national football team member Jesús Navas was born.

So that was…