Fortunately for Dan, his contract has a "no-flair" rider.

Needs more giant imperial sledge.

The fax machine in New York was down.

Jezebaloo.

Widow's Twerk

Oz's away on business...BUSINESS.

Quite a bold declaration!

On a related subject:

Due to air friction and anomalies in the Earth's gravitational field, Hunter Pence's homer was not, in fact, a perfect parabola.

Couldn't he just have taken a bucket of mud home from the parking lot like a normal person?

They have that - CSN Bay Area for the Giants, and CSN California for the A's. A few of the A's games (mostly afternoon getaway day games) aren't televised, though, and Wednesday's happened to be one of them.

You're welcome!

There were some in-house techs who were holdovers from AT&T's pre-U-Verse attempt at cable service (yay unions!), but I could tell they weren't being replaced as they left.

Huh…your brane-fu is pretty good!

As a former Comcast employee (over-the-phone repair support), when I was there the official company policy was that they covered all repairs from the "headend" (the building where all the cable signals for a particular area came from), down the network to the "drop" (the line from the big cables running along or under…

Zwicky, eh? Wickramasinghe swore he took care of you at that conference in Gstaad…he and I will have words, later.

"My revenge is complete."

This turned me on to John Adams.

My bad.

Nice variation on the world's funniest joke.