Now try "gripping across the seam".

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I was going to say the 1981-82 49ers, but to you, the victory!

Charles Curtis fixed the executive and legislative branches back in the day, so I think we're done here!

Me tell you this 11 years ago!

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

Ah yes, brings back memories of waiting for the other team to show up at the AMF bowling alley.

Wait...wha?

Scleroderma. Basically, when he was a kid his immune system tried to kill his skin.

Better yet, stay in orbit for a month or two and let drones touch the penis worms, get caught in the glass shard windstorms, and otherwise suss things out. Weyland's in a freezer; he'll keep.

"Take it away, 2017 Jacksonville LA Jaguars!"

You? You've got no backbone. Go grow a pair (of lungs).

Ripping the SCUBA mouthpiece out of your mouth is just their way of saying "Hi, chordate!"

MISANDRY!!1!1! See?! Right there! In the fish-flesh!

Reportedly, Mr. Blatterfein will use his winnings to open a rural supply store.

Franchise opportunities now available in your area!

Maybe she's Queen of Alderaan.

Beats burying them in a New Mexico landfill.

Yeah, I have the same feelings about Waffle House. There's one in Denver where my brother lives, and...

Stop looking at me like that.

No one remembers the smallfolk.