They have it at their Scoop Shops in the Bay Area - not sure if they sell it in other stores though.

"Why you gotta say mean things?"

That's what I was expecting to see based on the headline, but apparently Poe's law extends to the restaurant business.

Hopi-yup.

Totes delish. As for cheese ice cream...haven't tried it yet, but "once a philosopher..."

"Starro the Conqueror" - alien starfish from the DC Comics universe that tried to take over the world with little mind-control starfish babies. Needless to say, despite the picture above these situations never last.

At the Gilroy Garlic Festival (about 100 miles south of San Francisco, last weekend of July) they sell garlic-vanilla ice cream. It's actually pretty good - the two flavors complement each other.

Have some purple yam ice cream (available at stores that sell Filipino brands) while you're at it. But not mine. Get your own.

And I thought "Starro the Casserole" was just a one-off joke in Kingdom Come.

Bingo!

They shoulda made that left turn at Albuquerque.

"What manner of deviltry is this, that thine gonne mayest fire more than one shot in the space of a minute?"

Good heavens! Next you'll be telling us he went to the bathroom on occasion!

From der Wiki:

Considering Yolo County was created in 1850, shouldn't they be getting royalties?

Maybe it's a Glorious Five-Year Plan.

Are you mad at the Giants (pretty sure that's them as they have radio and TV affiliates in Hawaii), mistaking them for some other team, or just wanting Yankee dominance over all the islands?

"I don't have to run faster than the bus…"

Wouldn't that be 2 Kings 2:23-25?

At the pro games I've been at (AT&T Park), they add the third and fourth Ks together.