There was one for Santa Clara County, but someone scribbled the design history of the x86 over it.

"Razzin' frazzin…"

They couldn't get a cross-marketing deal with Marvel?

The Astros were ready to roll out the Saturn V before they got booted to the AL.

It's a tradition.

"Of course he has a knife. He always has a knife. We all have knives. It's 1183 and we're barbarians!"

(SPOILER for the coming season and A Storm of Swords)

Take this, and raiseth thou great hillocks of troll tartare where thou wilt.

Now my dog is looking out the window to find out where the challengers to his dominion over the couch are.

You want dirty diaper spice? Here's your dirty diaper spice. Not bad after it's cooked, but until then it stays in the garage so it doesn't contaminate everything else.

Funny you mention that. Back in the day, I played City of Heroes (a superhero MMORPG that shut down in 2012). One of my characters was a villain that I assigned a "radiation corruptor" power set, and I wrote up a short backstory for her as a young Innu woman out for revenge (there were meteorites and a corrupt…

The Fedora That Mounts The World.

384 pages about how it's wrong not to want to get old and die. You know where I can get that? Sunday school, 30 years ago. And another thi-

Pouring one for my homie, Denny Delk.

Who's covered in vitreous humor? YOU are!

Travelling?

"Oh crap, the mascot got loose again!"

"Gih-guh. Hard G."

Too soon.