i am a real journalist: this is an op-ed.

I agree with all of this.

I’m guessing Jumbo Carnation can help out guests with their outfits if they ask? Not too sure.

My guess is that it’s Fall of X(avier), and hopefully Krakoa survives without him for at least a few more years.

This is hella melodramatic.  Videogame movies have always been a thing.  They did Uncharted recently.  The Resident Evil series.  Hitman.  Rampage.  The third Sonic is coming up.  I don’t understand the histrionics in this article.

Before Super Mario Bros. Movie, horrible video game adaptations. After

“If a good movie is successful, people will make bad movies." Is this a joke I'm missing? 

Did you just say with a straight face that The Last of Us is on the same level as Mario?

You know what? I have no problem with this.

I’m shocked that an actual adult wrote this article, like seriously shocked. It’s evidence of why Star Wars can never be anything more than a shallow story filled with shallow characters and over-the-top villains who are 100% bad and good guys who are 100% good.

As The Mandalorian has shown us, the good guys didn’t win anything. And if the good guys never win, how can they be heroes?

Becky Cloonan, G. Willow Wilson, and Mariko Tomaki are men? I’m sure that’s news to them. Also, sure it would also surprise Gale Simone, Jodi Picoult, Shea Fontana and Meredith Finch.

Did you read his Supergirl book? Heck, even Strange Adventures had Alanna written well.

And the great Rhodey recasting of 2010, and the Fandral recasting of 2013, and the Red Skull recast of 2018, and the Cassie Lang recast of 2022...this is not a new phenomena in the MCU.

Also, just to reiterate because people don’t seem to get it, none of the Netflix shows are strictly canon. They were all produced by…

Every single “gun rights advocate” already knows that they are full of shit. They know they are spewing lies for profit. The same with every rightwing gun nut. They know its all bullshit. They just dont care. Classrooms full of dead kids mean nothing to these micropenis fuckwads. Sure, Jon Stewart destroyed him or…

How to be a shitty person:

It was 75% a pretty by-the-numbers Marvel movie, and 25% “wtf that’s weird, did they really do it that way, that’s great.”

Agreed on all counts. It was a fun romp. I don’t go to these movies expecting some deep introspection on the duality of man or whatever. I go to these movies for a thrill, and that’s exactly what this was.

On its own, seeing Maria Rambeau as this universe’s Captain Marvel or Black Bolt and Captain Britain hanging around feels like it makes some degree of sense. But the movie steps over the line once Patrick Stewart rolls in as Charles Xavier to the opening notes of the 90s X-Men cartoon, or John Krasinski pops up as Mr.…

I am disappointed about this. It was not what I was hoping for.