This is hella melodramatic.  Videogame movies have always been a thing.  They did Uncharted recently.  The Resident Evil series.  Hitman.  Rampage.  The third Sonic is coming up.  I don’t understand the histrionics in this article.

Before Super Mario Bros. Movie, horrible video game adaptations. After

“If a good movie is successful, people will make bad movies." Is this a joke I'm missing? 

Did you just say with a straight face that The Last of Us is on the same level as Mario?

Every single “gun rights advocate” already knows that they are full of shit. They know they are spewing lies for profit. The same with every rightwing gun nut. They know its all bullshit. They just dont care. Classrooms full of dead kids mean nothing to these micropenis fuckwads. Sure, Jon Stewart destroyed him or…

How to be a shitty person:

MAGA is a terrorist movement and at least should be labelled as such

I’m glad that Michael Palin was always my favorite Python.

Once-talented and respected comedian senses he’s drifting away from the cultural zeitgeist, panics, blames the woke mob/PC police/kids these days for his problems instead of trying to learn something new, becomes tedious, unfunny crank. Tale as old as time.

Allegedly the staff of the first venue refused to come in to work for the Chappelle event.

My favorite joke in the whole movie was Korg’s deity sitting on a throne of scissors.

I don’t know where these people get the idea that they can peaceably assemble and petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Or maybe she means it in the way that nobody has ever really met John Krasinski because there’s nothing under the surface there. There’s nothing behind his eyes.

Next you’re going to tell me Tig Notaro never met the cast of Army of the Dead.

Are people really this unaware that polygraph tests don’t work. They are only about 50% accurate, which makes them literally useless. The fact that we use them in court cases is truly scary.

This is going to make a lot of people mad who won’t understand that someone deciding to transition is quite possibly one of the most mundane issues the Hargreeves family has seen.

Unfortunately, I can see the Academy adding more violence next year to increase viewership. Dame Judi Dench and Olivia Colman in fisticuffs. Timothee Chalamet slamming Tom Holland’s head into the stage. John Williams leaping from the ring to deliver a diving clothesline to Hans Zimmer.

I think it was in poor taste to make a joke about her alopecia on national tv with her sitting a few yards away. 

They should do a Friends reboot with a totally straight face (multi-cam, laugh track, etc.), and then halfway through the third episode one of the characters is killed and the series suddenly makes a hard left turn into a grim murder mystery, single-cam, no laugh track.

People make fun of the CW but I’ve liked a lot of their shows and some have been truly excellent like Crazy-Ex. They take a lot of shots on shows and do a better job at letting them run for multiple seasons than most networks do.