Well, the prosecutors fucked this up certainly. If you have to call yourself to the stand to explain to the judge why you didn’t allow the defense access to crucial evidence, you fucked up big time.

That was Skaar, Son of the Hulk. Hulkling actually has nothing whatsoever to do with the Hulk, he’s the son of Captain Mar-Vell and a Skrull Princess.

If they are doing Young Avengers, then they’ll almost definitely be introducing Wiccan and Hulkling (although maybe they’ll save Hulkling for a different project). The question becomes, then, are they doing Young Avengers? The ending to The Marvels certainly pointed that way, but then again, that movie didn’t do well.

Michael Imperioli as Joe and Moe Dubelz

Look, I know they had to make the old lady into a young hot lady (see: Agatha Harkness), but also, c’mon Marvel, give her the backstory directly from the comics. Let me see someone try to explain “She’s Professor Xavier’s twin sister whom he killed in the womb, but also she’s his spirital anti-self that the Shi’ar…

JK Rowling is fucking insane and should never be listened to anymore. Nobody should pay her any attention (or any money, please). And for the love of god, Warner Bros Discovery, stop making that Harry Potter show, nobody wants it, and you already have Timothy Hunter.

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Or how they felt about having to be quiet about what was about to happen.

Yes, it was great. Ignore the haters.

Wait, they realized that marketing under “HBO,” a brand name that was already well known for putting out good and innovative shows, was better than “Max,” a name which was not just new, but essentially meaningless?

James, you know about the sliding timescale. Five years to one year is basically how comic book universes operate. In the Marvel Universe, the Fantastic Four were established fifteen years ago. Which means that from 1961 to 2024, it’s only been fifteen years. And it’s going to stay that way, too. Next year, the FF’s…

I mean, it has to be called Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money, right? In any case, I’m not sure this is a good idea — for one thing, John Candy won’t be in it and he was one of the best things about the original. Perhaps some genre parodies making fun of IP should just be left alone.

The new Ultimate Universe has been amazing so far, but it’s also amazing how different every book is. Ultimate Spider-Man is “What if an older, married Peter Parker became Spider-Man?”, Ultimate Black Panther is “What if T’Challa was part of a Dune-esque prophecy,” The Ultimates completely flips the script on the…

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You are confusing “having a moral” with “morality.” The Force is amoral. That’s why the Dark Side can use it. That’s why it HAS a Dark Side. The *story* that Lucas was telling *has* a moral. But that doesn’t make the Force an allegory for morality. The Force isn’t an allegory at all. The Force is symbolic for *power*.…

I want Madame Web 2. I want a sequel where all three girls have spider powers and they need to fight, like, Big Wheel or something. No, wait, Morlun. Yes. Morlun and the Inheritors are killing the totems and Madam Web and her Web Warriors need to fight them.

Fuck Joseph Campbell. The more we move away from his monomyth bullshit, the better.

The Force isn’t an allegory for morality, just like religion or spirituality isn’t a marker for morality.

I loved Adventure Time and Fionna and Cake was just a fantastic show, so I’m all in.

Routh is gay.