I feel cringey about Dane Cook’s relationship and then seeing a picture of his current face just makes me...

Real tree. Fake trees are an abomination. Get a real fucking tree that smells like real fucking Christmas.

Oh now I get it—you’re an asshole!

This whole paragraph of names sounds like an AI gossip generator got its wires crossed with a Roomba.

“A falling out of Cuban”

I think you’re thinking of Lil Tay? She’s vanished from the internet for now. I assume until her parents can either beat CPS or think of a new scam. 

OPEN TOILET A Freeform poem by Gigi Hadid

“Bullying someone who has been open about having a mental disorder...is completely fucked up.”

My 12 year old self? Not sure Jonas was even born when I was 12

On Chrome, at least, you can also hover over the link which will often show you at least enough of the headline (in the bottom left corner of your browser window). So you don’t have to click. :)

Vitamin-C you in court.

I no longer own a home. I now live in my mother’s home.”

It would if you photoshopped every single picture of you ever taken.

“marriage p-surg” really fucked me up for a hot minute

Really fantastic selection this year! Sometimes a few of them are obviously urban legends, but these are all great. Now I have the shivers. It’s a good, warm feeling.

hadn’t secured permission to sample a song belonging to Tracy Chapman, the Barbz began DMing the “Fast Car”songwriter..

There is only one Brother Nature in my book.

Also yeah, I know I am blamed by a few people even though I hadn’t spoken to him in years. Very weird space to fill in the narrative, and one that pulls me emotionally back and forth.

I appreciate the internet hugs and return them. It’s a weird space of human experience and it’s always nice to know that others have lived through it too.

i hope you get what you need too <3