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It's Martha Speaks! And you leave Martha's good name out of this. She is good and pure and teaches people vocabulary words (which, to be fair, could help Trump). Martha also has enough on her plate with goddamned Skits' crazy ass. 

I’m not sure why, but that Manson family movie feels wrong and exploitative to me. Maybe it’s just because I’ve never liked Tarantino or his movies.  

If you hover your mouse to the right of the star, three dots will appear. Click on them, and you can report his comment as harassment or hate speech. He left this comment 6 times. I’ve reported them all.

I’m outraged that this post is about a faux-stealing controversy (Juvia’s Place didn’t invent the 3x3 palette. There’s been tons of similar looking palettes floating around at least a decade or two before that brand was launched) and not about Bella’s horrible decision to pair baby blue eye shadow with crayon red

“announcing that both “sold out in a day.””

I hear what you’re saying but I guess Juvia’s Place has a special place in a lot of people’s hearts because they’re one of, if not the first, B.O.M.B’s. (Black Owned Makeup Business) ever. And it’s disingenuous when people use the whole “Women have to support women” excuse when they’re called out for something shady.

As bad as it is with the nerds, it’s even worse in its treatment of women. Basically, the whole thing sucks. 

How dare you - he was a miniature horse.

Fuck Kim and her dumb sisters for that you look anorexic bullshit compliment.” Not funny and not a compliment. Also rich coming from a camp supposedly promoting the de-stigmatization of mental illness given Kanye’s situation. Anorexia has the highest mortality rate of any mental illness and it’s not fucking glamorous

“I asked you before the game if you knew the rules, Marge, and you said you did.”

Vasectomies for some, miniature American flags for others!

Anderson is the reason that I’ve never been able to get into Black-ish in the first place. I just can’t stomach him and have always had the impression that he has a deep rooted Madonna/whore complex that he uses to justify his disrespect of “certain females.” Because he definitely strikes me as the kind of guy who’d sa

Isn't one of her spawn named Tilt?

Anyone else concerned about Pete Davidson? No? Maybe? Ok thanx

You must be new-ish here! Jez had a whole thing a couple years back about how she might actually *be* a baby, she was carried around so much.

Also, if it was product placement, he would have been violating FTC regulations by not labeling the tweets as ads.

Iggy Pop naked is a “Dog bites man” news story, though. He hasn’t worn a shirt for the past half century.

I doubt he’s thinking about Canada.

We were all hotter in 2014. Really, you should have seen me in 1992.

Don’t we all, Mariska. Don’t we all.