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WHAT IS WRONG WITH 1992

Yeah. I read the headline like a second woman accused him—followed up by 17 more women.

Somebody should have put Johnny in a time capsule in 1994 and left him there.

Been taking the high road for a long time.. I almost gave up. But I can finally see something on the horizon up there!! Wait!! Could it be?! Yep!! It’s karma!!

Legitimately thought that said Orlando Bloom until I clicked through, lol. I’m not quite awake this morning.

Love child sounds charitable for any trump kid

Well, we live in a world where a newly-single Rudy Giuliani is apparently a hot property, so.....(vomits)

The Nancy Reagan book looks like another stop on the scrubbing of national memory about how awful the Reagans were for so many people in the country and around the world. So Nancy danced with a lesbian writer at a large public event? I don’t give a shit. She facilitated and enabled one of the worst US presidents

Guys with limp facial hair always look bad. He needs to shave that shit off until he can grow a real one.

But if Tommy Lee is your father and bad facial hair is the worst life choice you’ve got going on, you’re doing pretty good.

Seriously, what is it with guys deciding that Templeton The Rat is their look?

what do you expect from a guy who married his own daughter

We do not deserve Chrissy.

Evil villain laughter since these jackwagons nearly single handedly ruined radio. They bought up all of the cool, local stations with DJ’s who were actually knowledgeable and into music and replaced them with awful shock-jock national programming. I’ll dance on Clear Channel’s grave.

We’re expected to simultaneously believe that men are the arbiters of all logic, reason, and leadership ability while also understanding that men are dumb idiot babies who can’t understand or recognize obvious discomfort or the basic idea that “if you have to persuade someone to do something, they don’t want to do it.”

past time for payback

Stop bringing trolls out of the grey.

Oh no! Not a show I had no idea existed until just now!

Justin Timberlake.