+ This has got to be one of the most incredible and joyful wedding photos I’ve seen.

It’s bad MLM mascara. 

Lots of bullshit around their world. Sometimes it’s pretty deep.

Count me completely unsurprised that she’d see Joe Exotic as the wronged victim in that whole mess.

Does Ben Affleck have a large facial scar, or is that a pillowcase mark?

Liz Cheney taking a page from the domestic violence handbook. “You made me do it!”

Soulless wretched fell right underneath that tree. 

I don’t know, they’re all perfectly cromulent words. 

J lo’s is definitely NOT a bob. 

I thought chin-length was the norm for bobs, but now it seems people are taking it to mean ‘straight hair above the shoulders.’

How long are we allowing hair to be while still qualifying as a bob?  Every couple of years bobs have a moment and people stretch the definition to ridiculous extremes. 

Two days ago, someone asked me if I knew what a VSCO girl was. After it was explained to me, this was how I felt.

She doesn’t look like Grande, that model is actually black.

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Trump, Clinton, creepy Rudy Ghooliani, all the rich a-holes, they’re all aware of this, because this is what they can get away with.

I thought the “nude” was a screen shot from a Sims game.

That James Charles “nude” is about as authentic as that Instagram chic who miraculously photographed her motorcycle accident. 

I skipped to the middle and there was a Nascar scene lmfao

As opposed to sucking all five tips of the Pentagon to get people to sign up for a war that ultimately proved pointless, deceptive, and expensive? But I bet you still got paid for this propaganda, Kid Rock!

Dude. My sister has jeans like that. When she doesn’t wear them but acts crazy anyway, Mr. Slowtrain will literally say, “I mean, at least she wasn’t wearing those pants.”