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That no makeup makeup look would be more convincing if it weren't for the eyelash situation.

With plastic surgery and fillers and all the contouring and photo editing, does she ever look “like herself”, tho? We have no idea what the woman looks like.

$15 an hour?! How many babies were you watching? My glob! I am an old, but I felt lucky to land a gig for (iirc) $8/hr watching three very well behaved children as a teen in the 90's

candle jenner, ha!

Yup. She’s a mess, but her parents are literal fucking nightmares, and it seems like there might be an organic cause to some of her problems.

I stopped reading and started skimming their dumbass comment once I got the gist, but I didn't see “purple” in the list of differences amongst people that fucking racists always use in their “I’m not racist” word salad.

I was born 2 days after a holiday... If you don’t work your scheduled shift the day before and the day after a holiday, you don’t get your holiday pay, and my mother was going to be damned if she wasn’t getting that holiday pay. She definitely worked a full shift in labor and the one before it probably ~near~ labor.

Holy. Fucking. Shit. I rarely click the links, but your comment spurred me on and seriously wtf?!

I clicked on that Lil xan link (I never click the links) bc I couldn’t remember who that was and I thought it might be the foul-mouthed 8 year old with little to no parental supervision, an Instagram, and a beef with the spoilt brat from the“doctor” Phil show.

Losing someone you love but are no longer with is hard and horrible. It gets a little easier as time passes. (Coming up on 14 years for me. I couldn’t even talk about it for probably the first 5.) I’m sure being famous and the undeserving target of thousands of hateful messages makes it harder. (I know that there are

Happy birthday! Here’s something relevant to your second point! I hope you enjoy it as much as I did

I saw the header, and said to myself: “Did Megan write an article on Cum Trees?!” Lo and behold. I was not disappointed.

Sounds like pretty typical rat business at the taco dumpster...

That mustache looks like two eyebrows with too much product on them. (Also, I am being kinjaa’ed.)

I only buy drugstore brands, so disregard if you need the opinion of someone who has tried every other $ level of product, but Garnier makes a nice bb cream. It smells good and feels nice going on (not as nice as some luxury brands whose samples I’ve snagged). I use the anti-acne one in summer and the, Ikd,

Oh, ffs Margot Robbie, could you not? “never got slutty Halloween costumes, prefers to dress as a guy character”, how try-hard, “coolgirl” does that come off? Like, if you only want to wear revealing costumes when you’re getting paid to do so, fine, but do you have to give an interview about it? I bet she “loves

Yikes!

I saw something about a credit card co incentivizing businesses to go cash free.