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By the way, I want to add that I can dislike Lena Dunham, think her brand of “feminism” is dangerous and feeds MRA bullshit, and also think this was disgusting and wrong and a very sad chapter of Jezebel’s back catalogue.

What the fuck is your problem? No snark; just want to know why you’re being such an invasive, creepy douche to a random Kinja user.

I hate that I have invested thousands and 15 years into my incorporated business and have a fucking MLM rep tell me that they “run a woman-owned small business, too!”. No. No you fucking do not. Ugh. Lots of times even the reps don’t realize they are 100% being used as consumers and pawns in these schemes.

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

Either that helmet is made for a child, or that guy’s been drinking Ken Griffey Jr’s Brain & Nerve Tonic.

Damn Viola Davis’s response is perfect and powerful and about to make me cry. She’s truly a treasure. I don’t have the words to say how much I admire her consistently good commentary about the state of the world but I hope she knows how important her words are to so many people.

That gif is horrifying

Not to put too fine a point on it...

I’m a waitress that caters largely to military personnel. They tip great, but I have one retiree who likes to pick up the check for a young service member whenever he comes in, add a thank you for your service. It’s super sweet, but he’s a terrible tipper, so everyone he does it I lose $5 tip from whoever he buys

I will write “cash” on the tip line, both for my records and theirs.

That saying about the way people treat underlings being true of the way they treat loved ones has been true, in my experience. Shitty tippers and dudes who were demanding to the waitstaff always ended up being selfish boyfriends and sexual partners. In stupidest my youth, I dated someone who would either complain

I really hate when the Kardashians get excited about “going on vacation”. Your whole fucking life is vacation.

That bikini bottom is shoved *way* too far up her ass crack to be comfortable. I am feeling a sympathetic wedgie just *looking* at it. Yes, I am middle-aged. And very, *very* thankful that the big fashion trend when I was her age was grunge.

Because the officers should be charged with killing two people, not one.

I don’t know...it is pretty confusing...

That asshole from “The Apprentice” seems to be on a new political drama and I just can’t seem to figure out what the actual plotline is yet....but all the news stations keep covering it like it’s real life....

FUUUUUUUUCK YOU!

It must be bad when even the judge is fleeing the country.

Dude, that woman has cool glasses, a sassy haircut, and a nice suit jacket. I’ll bet she’s somewhere right now living her best life and not giving a single fuck.

Oh, sure. Everybody knows Sharks are killers, but nobody talks about Jets anymore...