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allihearisstatic

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I know I love empowering females. Female kittens, female rabbits, female goats, female cannabis plants, female ducks. YOU NAME IT!

I don’t think it even needs to imply anything, just hang there. Because it’s true, and kind of funny, and also sad. If you were going to describe Trump to someone who’s been living on an island for 40 years, you might say, “Well, he’s the type of guy who likes to hang around beauty pageants.” It would not be a

I’m stuill trying to figure out why she is getting a pass on this ‘kylizzlemynizzle’ shit. Nope. Tired of this family using black people and black culture as interchangeable pieces of set dec.

I was up in the middle of the night kind of worrying about him, too. So you’re not alone. He’s does not seem like himself or stable. (I’m putting myself out there to be “BUT HE’S AN ASSHOLE’d” at with that, but don’t curr).

I have a (now-married) friend who once dated a guy with an entire dresser where each of the drawers was made up as a teddy bear bed. And when she accidentally left one of the drawers open, he screamed “but the pterodactyls might get them!” They never went on another date.

Philly area kids. It was bandied about quite a bit amongst my peeps.

Don’t forget all the civilians in Afghanistan or the civilians in Pakistan or the innocent people in Yemen and so on.

We could add to the 9/11 name scroll all of the innocent civilians killed in our little war against Iraq. A country who had nothing to do with 9/11.

it’s an idea, just not a good one.

“What are you drinking?”

I think you’re confused. I’m 99% sure that he didn’t beat her up because she gave the baby vodka. He beat her up because he’s an abusive drunk that was pissed off because he couldn’t drink his vodka that he had put in a WATER bottle probably so he could drink it at work.

FIFY...

I suppose that “#SkinnyAcceptanceButIt’sOkayToHateTheFattiesThey’reWhalesIsn’tOurNameClever” was too difficult to remember.

It's no plum floating in a bowler hat filled with perfume for sure.

It’s not synonymous. A female is any animal with female reproductive organs. A woman is a HUMAN female, or a person who idenfies as such.

“thank god Rory chose Yale”

1: You’re actually using the fear of being abused or killed in a comparative statement with being laughed at or rejected? Those don’t even belong in the SAME FUCKING AREA CODE!

Yeaaaaaahhhh but women get rejected daily too, and we just tell ourselves we’re not good enough and move along. We don’t shoot a bunch of strangers.