Oh give me a break. I’ve known plenty of doting fathers and there isn’t the assumption they’re molesting their kids. It’s that this is so over the top and clearly singles out one of his 3 children as, well, the clear favourite that makes it really fucking weird.

Look at the faces on those boys! Now I’m more sad about this family!

At the VERY least, the guy is a shitty parent. This kid is going to grow up with an intolerable sense of entitlement. And what about her two older brothers? Like they don’t resent the shit out of the little girl for this. COME ON.

Finally the reason Denton said we need burners has arrived.

I had to dismiss at least five very nasty replies. As a survivor of such abuse, this story hit my buttons terribly.

if you can’t express that you suspect abuse of children on this kind of website then something’s seriously wrong. what i mean is that the kind of people who read jezebel are most likely informed about child abuse /have survived child abuse and realize that child abuse is very prevalent.

She’s got siblings?? Oh, man. Speaking as the non-favorite of my family, that is craaaazy bad.

Oh, cool. It’s not like hundreds of years of colonial powers carving up Africa like a turkey without regard for preexisting cultural norms has led to instability that continues to this day. How sweet that this man and his daughter get to continue the tradition of european-descended folks claiming foreign lands without…

So “swole patrol” surely means something real, but I don’t know what it is so I’m imagining a bunch of really beefy dudes walking around the mall or whatever in a group and people are like, “Here comes the swole patrol!”

YES. Just because something is a social construct doesn’t mean it’s “not real”. It exists! Even if we created it!

Yeah but when people say that it’s a low key way of saying, “Please stop talking about racism because it makes me uncomfortable”. Dismissing what’s happening now will not change the future. Again, tell the white people all of this, “we are all one race” bullshit. Not the black people who are yelling, “we are all one…

I see it only as fueling the "nah, you're one of the "good ones"" rhetoric.

I don’t even know. Thought LOLWUT is pretty accurate. Now I have someone telling me that race doesn’t exist. Race. Doesn’t. Exist.

Say the person who is not black. Bitch please it’s easy to use this kind of platitude when you are not the one getting macro and micro agressions every fucking day for being a black person on this planet.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH deep thoughts, man. Keep ‘em coming.

But in better news, I’m about 100% certain we can look forward to a touching essay by Perez about his newfound feminism and respect for women, now that he’s a father. He can just copy/paste from this oldie-but-goodie from the Toast:

Maybe because you’re describing someone describing drawing ejaculating dicks on the baby’s face, the poster is equating it to you actually drawing the offending dicks on Mia? I don't know.

lol, brb, posting a picture of martin luther king jr with a quote taken horrifically out of context

I said it on Defamer and I’ll say it here.