That sounds about right. Being fully transparent and vulnerable, I had to go on benefits while on maternity leave three years ago otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to stay home with my daughter beyond two section after having a C Section because I didn’t get paid maternity leave in NYC or from my job. My husband had…

7 breakfasts, so kids time to break up the egg! Even so if that is per person well I hope they like beans and rice. That’s the only thing saving her choices and was like $5 of the budget.

Oh yum, I love single deviled egg on nori and semi peeled ginger root.

Don’t distract from current issues concerning black and Latino people by starting a new topic dedicated to which e-reader you should invest in.

Listen Jia, nobody makes me bleed my own blood

I really appreciate trigger warnings. Some things I'm not ready to try facing again yet. But hey at least I know what to look for when I'm able to work through things. Surprisingly cathartic for me.

Yep, trigger warning. It also sometimes means Teen Wolf, but that's less common.

I'm a school librarian whose had a long week which included multiple conversations defending the existence of libraries in schools and having to explain what school librarians actually do to school admins who should already know. Spoiler alert: I may be a librarian, but I am certified to teach, so although it may…

starred for the memes, not the message, since my local library sent my overdue fines to collections. thanks, fuckholes!

Get that hair on my head right now.

real talk: Making Out At A Bar definitely led to me losing my virginity to an olive-skinned heartthrob who gently strummed his guitar as I fell asleep and took me to Waffle House the next morning, so that's always a win in my book.

As a bartender, I have watched a couple make out at a bar and then it turned into a crying drink girl yelling at her boyfriend. All ethnicities, all ages, all creeds. Don't do it folks.

(No but for real, love your local library everyone!)

So...are we voting for which is worse or which is better? I kind of did both...I misunderstood the assignment :(

Today's choices were easy except LIBRARIES V. CEMETERIES.

Wait a minute. You people would rather watch a drunk girl cry than ignore a phone call? I love ignoring phone calls! It is my favorite pasttime.

I have to say, as much as I am still loving and participating in this, this Jezebel March Madness definitely makes the least amount of sense. But who needs cohesion anyway. If you need me, I'll be at a bar, making out, and watching a drunk girl yell at her boyfriend.

In complete agreement about the bleeding/leading thing.

No, I hear it all the time from dudes being unironic. A friend of mine had a guy message her this week to EXPLAIN to her that not all men are jerks. The meme is around because this response happens all the time.