Ugh. Those motherfuckers! I always remember that Unilever owns Axe respritorysystemassault spray, but I often forget that they make skin bleach. Rrrrrrr! >:[

I feel like this should be pointed out every time Dove tries this: "Love yourself through buying our products, ladies!" bullshit.

How does this POS's comment have 14 stars? I need an adult.

Every time one of these is posted, I rage quietly. I just want one of these emails to end with "And remember ladies, rule number one: Never be yourself."

Every pair of "sexy" underwear I have owned has made me feel less sexy b/c of the discomfort. Except for when I was a teen and had no frame of reference b/c up to that point, my mother had bought my underwear and her mandate was that it be cheap, not comfortable.

I literally gasped when I read this comment. That's fucked. I won't even put Vaseline on my *skin* unless it's an emergency, b/c, as zoegraphic points out, it is a petroleum product.

I initially read the 1st part of your comment as "I would be stoked if the MC5 crashed my wedding..." & got wicked excited, like, "OMG, ME TOO!", then my eyes & my brain got back on the same page & I was deflated.

Re: Amber Rose & the bikini. First of all, 2 bathing costume photo postings in as many days is in danger of diluting the value of said photos. Secondly, the reason Sunday's caused such a stir, I believe, had to do with the puzzling composition of the suit. There was a goodly amount of discussion in the dirt bag…

Trout, thank you for this. The only thing that ruins the perfection of this tale is the blatant pandering for retweets. (I'm with Grandad on this one.)

It wasn't so much that he "got old" as that he was obviously trying to project an image of refusal to "grow up" and "conform", but it came off as an inability to grow as a person and evolve as an artist.

Somewhere around here, there is an explanation! I'm not sure I fully followed it, but someone in these threads knows the ins and outs of putting on an "extreme one-piece". I'll see if I can find it again.

Uh, what?

Idk, man... I saw him this summer w/ the GBSoM and watching an old man do a pale impression of himself, it was a little sad.

That's not even witty. I'm disappointed.

Ha! My guess? In the crotch-al region. Maybe tiny plastic snaps.

I suspect hidden clasps.

Clearly it's not a "swimming bathing suit"! If it were, she would not have styled it with heels. (The heels are my only issue with these photos. And I say that as a person who is frequently frustrated trying to find a bathing suit whose sole purpose is not lounging, ie: something I can actually swim in without it…

Is it "I ain't fonda Hanoi Jane"?! That bumper sticker (which I saw in the late 90's) was how I discovered that Jane Fonda was more to some people than an actress with a workout video that my mom had in the 80's.

Do you know what I like about this story? I like how clear you are about how you feel about all of this. Your husband is a jerk, you totally own up to your passive aggression, and you have decided that you're done.

Wait. What? This comment needs an apostrophe, because at first, I was all, "Pennylane's sister is so silly, cutting off a kitten's whiskers.", like that's a totally normal kid thing to do, but at the end, where you say "...the poor dears really had to work...", well, now I'm concerned. B/c it seems insane to cut…