There's this map of where missed connections happen, state by state. It's interesting. According to the map, Walmart is the most common place for Texas. http://laughingsquid.com/a-map-of-craig…

He makes me uncomfortable and I have no idea why. Like, just seeing his face at the top of this dirtbag made me squirm a little. :/

But sex with no consequences makes baby Jesus cry! Burt, is the city of Chicago trying to make bb Jesus cry? So close to his birthday?!?

Kara, I love this feature! Seasonal wishes to you & yours.

It's not invalid, but wouldn't it be nice to see a romcom buck the trope of "my life's ambition is to get married"? Just once? (Or maybe more than once!)

Wouldn't it be cool if none of them gets married & there's a happy ending for all, regardless? Like if they learned valuable lessons about not basing your perception of the quality of your life on some arbitrary piece of paper?

FIGJAM. Gravy? No.

Oh. Yeah. You know, I keep forgetting about that song this year (it was done to death for a little while, so I started avoiding it or something). But I heard it unexpectedly the other day & ended up tearing up a little bit.

Burt! I love that song!!! But also, this one, so, so much.

Crabbe's so so fucking delicious, but it's not always easy to find. (And I always forget the name of it, which is very frustrating. It's a good thing ginger beer and Kraken are super easy to find!)

I have not seen it, but it sounds great, and I'm going to be on the lookout for it.

Welp, now I'm on a TMBG kick. I'm not sure how I feel about that- I love them, but those songs stick in my head for an unbelievable amount of time.

Sorry to hear about the breakup, but mmmmmm, cupcakes! Take care of yourself!

Nice try, Isha, but we all know this was an excuse to post a video that leads with an Olive Garden ad. Why, I'm starting to suspect that this whole website is nothing more than an elaborate ruse, designed by Darden Restaurants to lure in a younger, hipper, more liberal customer base! ;)

Idk, that shit she said about Blue Ivy's hair wasn't too cute.

I often feel like I have no friends (it's hard to explain, I guess the best way to describe it would be that I don't have any close friends. I have people I've known for a long time, but in a pinch, I don't really have a support system I feel comfortable calling on, I don't have people I really hang out with, that…

I've been around for a while (I had a different name for a while, but it was a burner & I think it got eaten that time that Kinja ate all those burners). I've never been permanently out of the greys on the MP, & I'm not all that arsed about it, but the advice I've seen given to others since the most recent Kinja…

Yeah... Despite my curiosity, I cannot bring myself to watch anything where the opening screen capture is that abomination.

Yeah, I'm exhausted, but I had to read the text around that vine and the explanation included in the deliberation several times to make any sense out of what Cosmo even meant by that shit. It makes so little sense that it's essentially word salad.

Aaah. Yeah, by the time that "grindhouse"thing happened, I was sick to death of that guy.