While I don’t disagree that’s certainly true and they’ve *totally* got it coming, this is just one particular little low blow I’d prefer to pull - it’s got the potential for serious blowback (our side loves sluts!).

:: channels inner Michelle :: “they go low, we go high....they go low, we go high....”

*He* doesn’t mean anything - his mind is just an endless replay of his own name, the only thing that brings him to orgasm (sorry about your lunch). Those around him are just waiting for the white artists, the first wave of gentrifiers, to swoop into these neighborhoods. Then the slightly-moneyed young white liberals…

Is that “daaaaaaaaamn” as in “those are some damn fine policy positions and I like your attitude”, or “daaaaaaaaamn gurl”?

Here’s a cookie.

There’s actually a whole lot to unpack here, but this is an Internet comment so TL;DR....

The solution to these problems is to start throwing haymakers whenever you hear the 21st-century version of “I was only following orders”: “but we have a fiduciary obligation...”

Don’t forget “Democrats are the real racists!” showing photos of segregationist Dixiecrats. You know, like a fucking moron.

He’s just your typical New York racist - I listen to him and I hear my grandfather, who would never call himself a “racist” but a “realist” a la the “some, I assume, are good people”. Like any typical ignorant grandpa, he watched Fox News all day for a decade and got filled up with ignorant rage. The issue is he’s…

Don’t call them journalists. They are trolls.

Nowadays you’d think a literacy test would absolutely sink the Republican party - Jebus knows they’d never pass a 7th-grade civics exam (if only that were still a thing).

Because the Free Market* does it** better!

Remember the good old days, when being a private security guard meant your only job was to observe and report?

Welcome to 2019, where “I kept my underwear on” is the new “I didn’t inhale”.

Please stop giving unqualified trolls oxygen.

DOOT DOODOODOODOO DOOT DOOT

“No it wasn’t, it was the JEEWWWS!”

Oh I’m not so sure I’d wish for that - the Evangelicult would be all “the Lord took our prophet, he was the Messiah! KILL DEMOCRATS!” and you fucking know it.

TECHNOCHOCOLATE

Nah, if he used voice-to-text the AI transcribing it would return “error, cat walking on keyboard”.

Unfortunately right-wing news has shrunk the “progressive bubbles” to basically only cities - the wealthy suburbs will be that old-school George Will-style Republican racists, but everywhere else now revels in saying the quiet part out loud. What I always find particularly puzzling is how after 9/11 the NYC suburbs…