You can have your border wall, it’ll just be around Virginia.

It continually amazes me that reading a sports blog and getting the inside feel of the corporate experience (“without access”, you say?) has made me hate sports. Honestly I’d rather watch a bunch of kids play on concrete than support this moneyed abomination.

You mean was victimized and traumatized by an abusive man in a position of authority, right?

Of course. Poor Tony Schwartz is living with Winchester levels of regret.

Dude, Guttenberg was RIGHT THERE.

I can assure you that Il Douche has never been in an actual fight in his life. It’s almost certain that the closest he’s come was kicking someone while they were down after his bully friends did the work.

Presidential Medal of Freedom awarded to self in 3...2....

I’m soup? :(

Well then. Which way to the guillotine shop, my good man?

Thanks to hyper-gentrification my neighborhood is basically a suburb now, complete with the cabal of stay-at-home moms gathered in the schoolyard. As a single dad I basically get one of two reactions walking in: either quick looks and hushed whispers or “aww, good for you” pandering as if doing the bare minimum as a…

My dad worked three teaching jobs to provide for me and my mom so he was often not around, but when he was he made the effort to make time for me - the thing was I was an adopted child and couldn’t be more different from my parents; I just wasn’t interested in anything they were into at all. As a result I felt growing…

When Playing Yourself Goes Right.

“Daddy said I wasn’t man enough and that (between bouts of binge-drinking and beating Mom) ‘they’ were taking over!”

So....”economic anxiety” then.

Pretty sure it was “you’re a fucking idiot”, but it’s not like we don’t know he’s not thinking the other word.

DO NOT CONGRATULATE

Underrated comment.

And here it is; I’ve been waiting for Harriott’s take on this story all morning. His is the correct one; Mississippi is garbage.

One has to wonder how many Prime two-day shipping waiver credits one has to rack up for that.

It’s almost like every major sports organization is brimming with racism and toxic masculinity. I wonder why.

Well sure he’s a walking poster for toxic masculinity and is a piece of garbage in every way a man can be, but at least he’s been sentenced to the Raiders. I’m half surprised Belichick didn’t give him a look.