Dont forget the “LOOK UPON MY PENIS” Dodge Charger, a favorite of state troopers.

How would we tell the difference?

All he needs is a bogel for the glotch.

Including SNL’s “Amy Fisher: One Messed-Up Bitch”?

Holy shit, are you from Massapequa too?

Given that many Eagles fans are middle-aged white guys from New Jersey, I cannot disagree with this (ooooh, someone just made this political!)

What I’d love to see is some progressive — any progressive — of note call out the white hysteria of the past. “Hey, remember that time you were convinced the Mooslems were gonna come kill you any minute? Or the other time you were convinced the Mooslems were gonna come kill you any minute? Or the other time? Or when…

So a person, off the clock and not acting in the capacity as an officer of the law, enters someone’s home and kills said person.

My fave part of White Catholic Church was when you’d get that one priest known for just tearing through the entire service. Father Speedy, as I called him, would get you out of there in 35 minutes flat, praise be to Father Speedy.

Two weeks from everywhere!

Dammit media, leave Monica alone (Monica, call me!).

“Welp, nothing I can do about it” - the refuge of the lazy and cowardly. Do better.

You’re assuming a good number of cops don’t live in said basement.

Ed Harris called to say how completely unnecessary this film is.

It’s just not the same without the scrambled TV signal.

“My name is John Carothers and I believe the bible is about white people and for white people.”

If ever there could be an argument that white people have too much money, this is it.

I kinda feel like we’re saying the same thing, I’m just taking it a step further. Sure they feel the need to be superior to women, but I feel that’s just part of their need to feel superior to all others - it’s just that to them (because of centuries of patriarchal conditioning) women are an easy target.

Considering nobody will take up my alternative suggestion of sending all boys away to be-a-damn-adult-camp between the ages of 13 and, oh I don’t know, 30, I’d say you’re right.

Maybe I’m just old, but after worshipping this series as a teen the fact that Blaze’s outfit hasn’t changed is...a bit troubling.