Ah, the assumed privilege of those who “followed the script” of the “good” American -- “I DID EVERYTHING I WAS TOLD, WHERE IS MY REWARD??!”

Hate to be the one to point this out but historically speaking black + Jewish + Brooklyn has not worked out well.

Bullies have no stronger reflex, no greater skill than to turn and cry victim on a dime whenever their victims fight back while someone’s watching.

#3 and 4, you TOLD em

There is nothing more dangerous, more damaging to your health, wealth, and well-being than a smiling middle-aged white man in a suit making promises.

What is this feeling I feel when even skimming someone’s correspondence you can physically feel how painfully, viciously stupid they are? Is it dread?

Cobb County. Because of course it’s Cobb County.

It’s like when Fox News ran their hit piece on “the poor”, trying to get you (“you” meaning “elderly white man in bullshit suburb”) enraged that 96% of them have REFRIGERATORS! Can you imagine these modern-day Taker Rockefellers, looking into their REFRIGERATORS and complaining they’re poor, America?

We shouldn’t need ideal victims, but it’s long been established that RealAmerica(tm) needs to see a pretty blonde white girl suffering from something before they’ll care about it.

Can we instead boycott Arizona? Like with a wall and everything? Maybe throw Florida and Texas in there too - do you realize how much aggressive stupidity we’d be immunizing ourselves from?

Or just continue with the tradition of “Christian everything”, because these people are scared shitless of living in a world with differences or ambiguity. We’ve had Christian schools forever, I saw an online ad for Christian investing the other day (which I can only assume means predatory tactics, take no prisoners…

I’m sure you understand there’s a difference between what is lawful and what is moral. “The Right” cannot. It’s just not in their code. Shades of grey and uncertainty are things they cannot have in their world - it terrifies them to their core. You know, like children. You may as well ask them to do differential…

I’m white.....ish and I volunteer to make that call. Hopefully the guy I saw yesterday blasting bad metal out of the convertible BMW 3-series with a license plate of “BEIRUT” drives by again.

You know, that would be a great troll -- get two blonde white girls selling lemonade, and when people walk up and ask if it’s for anything have them say “it’s for supporting Black Lives Matter and other racial-justice initiatives”. And watch the fireworks.

Overpaid Government Employee Shits On System That Made Him Wealthy, Famous.

This lifelong Giants fan now has a deep respect for the scrappy upstarts down 95. It’s okay man, just let it happen.

The other day I was at a sports store with my kids and my 9-year-old son picks up a pair of Oakleys and says “Check me out Dad, I’m a racist cop!”

I’m gonna say it everywhere until it reaches the ears of the players themselves : I will gladly pay 50 bucks to watch them do 7-on-7 in a sandlot if it means Bob doesn’t get a penny.

It’s a cudgel to use to judge others, just like everything else in their miserable, paranoid, hate-filled lives. Thanks for the Eagles win; I can stop watching now. I shall brunch on and not give a solitary flying fuck next season.

Aww shit NFL, you just got #Rosencopter’d!