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She became a politician real fast. I expected better of her.

Oh sure, President Cheeto, I just know my industry isn’t gonna find some way to automate, mechanize or just outright cheat in response to this move. I’m expecting to see Coal Mine Bob from West Virginia writing code right next to me real soon. MAGA!

“a LOT” is a purely subjective term, one that may or may not have any basis in fact or numbers to support such a claim. So I’m of course assuming it’s in the language of Mr. Bonn’s reports.

I’d like to point out that calling someone out for trolling while defending the Troll King might mean you’ve got more than a few wires crossed.

I am so very embarrassed to say that I lived in that state for 5 months. At least I loathed every second of it and made no secret of it. Seriously: fuck you, North Carolina. Raleigh and Asheville ain’t worth this.

This is getting a bit hair-splitting: society and personal attitudes are two different things. Societal mores can’t dictate how people feel, only what they can and can’t say in polite company in order to stay included in said society. Admittedly I live in a progressive Northeastern bubble, but I know my fair share of

Thanks for taking a sincere point and being obnoxious, pedantic and insulting! You’re really gonna win friends and influence people like that. As to your point, my feeling is we tried pushing them to the fringe and ignoring them - that’s how we got here.

As satisfying as that idea is, it doesn’t help. We instinctively want to punish people for their shitty views and shittier actions, but “punishment” is the tool of the reactionary, the ignorant and the fearful. Education is the tool of the thoughtful, the compassionate and supportive. We have to let people know their

What are the Pottsville Maroons?

But not the hero America deserves. Regardless, so it is written so let it be done. Now if I could only get out of the greys (hint hint!).

At this point I’d be okay with submerging the entire island and accepting the losses of what’s good as collateral damage. Tough, but fair for humanity - I’d be a great commander in the apocalypse.

As we all know, wedding rings have the power to make you invisible to possessed, horny trollops.

Is it too late to claim “Mother Pence’s 2nd Cardigan” as my new burner?

You’re giving Americans too much credit for their spelling and grammar.

Don’t look for any rationality or admission of error from the right wing. When pressed with Trump’s egregious lack of morality they answered “God can use an immoral man to do good things!” WHY WAS THAT NEVER OKAY BEFORE?!?!?!

“America is ALL STRAIGHT WHITE MEN, and we’ve got the not-numbers to prove it!”

But these raids make people in Nowheresville, Iowa, feel SAFE. MAGA!

I’VE ALREADY SEEN THEM!

Your description = Philadelphia by 2024. I will be shedding a single tear that will fall into my cheesesteak.

Not to mention choosing what appears to be a 30-year-old photo. Did Trump make this himself for his Tinder profile?