Hold the g-darn phone - Neiman Marcus’ flagship store is in DALLAS? How do we consider this brand “upmarket”?

But can you make Mexico pay for said wall? (with apologies to @AmongThePugs for use of “said” in such a context, you ivory-tower fart-sniffer) ;)

Forget proper treatment of abuse victims, PROTECT THE SHIELD.

IT WAS ALL JUST LOCKER-ROOM TA — oh, wait.

Dissenting opinion: this is completely unrelated to the campaign in any way and is just personally-embarrassing outing of a completely-harmless comment. Isn’t this kind of a dick move at best, women-shaming at worst? (yes, I know what I did there)

And yet *I’m* the one in the greys! Where’s the justice here, America? ;)

This idea was already flirted with some years back.

Indeed. Undoubtedly some idiots from the hinterlands past the King of Prussia Mall will feel safe enough to head down to the big evil Inner (read: Center) City to dispense some ‘Merican justice, but since 1) they have no leg to stand on and 2) PA isn’t an open-carry state and 3) everyone between the Schuylkill and the…

Climate change is just giving in to the agenda of Big Nature.

The irony, of course, being that your average GOP voter these days would likely fail said literacy test.

The only Trump voter in Philly is that one guy who spray-painted “TRUMP” on his old pickup truck by 8th & Washington, because of course.

The bridge-and-tunnel areas are our own personal red states. Can we just wall off Staten Island? It’s like District Two in the Hunger Games.

Don’t these scary comedians ever get any new material?

Puh-leez, you know Greek culture just creates an army of wannabe Trumplings. They’re like toxic-masculinity factories, and I’m saying that as a dude that belonged to one.

No no, it’s over in 44 days!

(ssssshhhh, don’t tell them!) :: snickers uncontrollably ::

I have to say I’m just not there yet. The schadenfreude, it still tastes so sweet.

In a year gone mad, this article helps make it all just a bit better. Thanks for this, even if it does make me feel old. :)

Only where you don’t have a Wegmans. It’s almost alarming how they just seem to do absolutely everything right, and all the employees say it’s a great place to work. It’s almost creepy.

To average Floridian watching Fox News, “their kids” are most likely safely living in New Jersey with their own kids.

Off-topic as the officers here did the right thing, but sometimes I feel like we’d solve a number of problems if cop uniforms just didn’t come in XXXL.