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Yeah, but what’s odd and upsetting is how far back they’re going so quickly. Until recently NC looked to be headed in a more, you know, not-crazy direction.

No need for such hostility based on assumptions. I tell my kids to be careful around police; to understand that they’re supposed to be there to help you but not to assume they actually are. My Latino (but very white-looking) 7-year-old son has even said to me “So many cops are really scary-looking”; I’m glad he

Instead of being a smug ass, how about just admitting that the rational among us have differences as to where “prudence” lies on the spectrum? Then we can work together and just leave the shrill nutjobs on either end of the spectrum out of the conversation entirely, where they belong.

Did you just put out a fancy “what about black-on-black crime?” as a reply to someone who was telling you their soul aches with fear from something we all can see is a very real, tangible problem? I pray you gain some perspective, because holy shit. You done fucked up, and you should apologize.

They are taught to see threats where none exist and to shoot first and ask questions later.

Obvious troll is trolling. Do not feed.

I’m thinking the way to get out of this one is *not* to do the typical Liberal Two-Step and forego any walking-back, clarifications, apologies or what have you.

Dear Lord, please hear my prayer for Louie Gohmert as he is clearly spiritually-impaired.

Two can play this game, you soulless fuckwad.

“(I am not.)“

Your points aside, your prose is quality Kinja. Stars to you.

A. True. Jersey. Man.

#nukethesuburbsitstheonlywaytobesure

Only people capable solely of binary thinking without nuance think this way. They tend to vote Republican.

Nothing to see here, folks.

I feel like the idiot I am for not realizing this sooner. There’s a woman in incredible shape at my gym who usually walks the treadmill in front of me, and she goes painfully slow - like the lowest setting. I initially thought it’s some high-resistance thing (because what do I know from exercise?), but, judging how

Dick-y with the no hair?

It’s early and I haven’t had coffee yet.

Nine-year-old me would never see this coming, but....please shoot Airwolf down.

GLOW used to come on local TV (my dad was literally the last person on Long Island to get cable) right when I would be drifting off to sleep at just the age where my body was telling me “you should be having some sort of reaction to this, but damned if I know what it is yet. Just shut up and watch.”

I can only assume because blindness has overtaken you and you’ve unknowingly been watching Bea Arthur this whole time. I’m trying not to objectify here but damn, son.

Seconded. Make with the boozy instructions, please - Daddy’s buzz is wearing off.

“Else”.

— Las Vegas