Needs more LaBoeuf.

He meant to type “Makavelism”, but damn you auto-correct.

Assholes have higher rates of unemployment? Where do you work and are they hiring?

“No, not him! It can’t be!” - the just-world bias that allows shit like this to happen. It’s the same mentality that people exercise when immediately refusing to believe a cop or some other authority figure could be guilty of malicious intent. My wife was drugged and raped by a trusted friend and neighbor, and when…

I’m really pissed at my parents for making me miss the 70s.

Whoever painted that was full of some quality closeted self-loathing. I’ll pray for them.

You do realize that the crux of your argument makes *you* the one who sounds like the self-centered snowflake, right?

Won’t someone pleeeeease think about the Arby’s??!!

Don’t forget that after sterilization, they force you to get gay married!

Kinda person down with this?

Why stop there? “This Man is a Convicted Violent Rapist and Knows Nothing of Compassion” would work just fine.

That is not a happy Ginger Hammer.

You’ve....never met a teenage boy, have you? They’re the most vile creatures in all of Creation, and if you think for even a nanosecond that every last one of them won’t teabag you, call you some puerile pejorative and then eliminate you forever, I suggest visiting your local junior high and then drinking heavily.

A big lug of a ballplayer who hits baseballs into space and loves show choir is exactly the kind of ballplayer I want to root for.

Whu......huh.....how.....wait, win?

Can everyone else get this video to full-screen?

I think Peach-Shirt Guy, Left Hanging would be a great burner name.

As a largely quiet, nerdy-but-somewhat-athletic progressive-leaning guy, sports talk radio almost always makes me feel embarrassed for my gender. Every last one should be titled “Id and the Bruised Ego (mornings at 7 on 85.5 THE DUDE!)”. It’s like anyone who hosts or calls in to one should be sterilized, and I’m not…

That’s good to hear, as I’d hate to think every game nowadays isn’t fun unless you get in on day one and let it take over your life - some of us got kids! Now I can feel better and think about actually playing this game, instead of seeing a new Destiny post every day and thinking “What, is Destiny the new ‘500 Days of…

Minus the soul, but yeah.