I didn’t know a virus could get a virus.

We’re in a relatively safe town (only two cases in our county) in a relatively safe state (131 confirmed cases so far) and we’re relatively young and healthy but my anxiety levels have been SPIKING LIKE A MOFO for days. The “physical wellbeing of people you love” thing is worrisome enough, but I’m equally fretful over…

There is only one Cirque employee who deserves to be fired: the guy who does rigging and scuba at The O. He’s the type of guy who leads on his girlfriend for SIX YEARS before dumping her with no warning, and who waited for that lovely, smart, educated, talented woman’s parents to take them to Prague and Vienna the…

Lets take a moment to study this face so that we can understand the word “unsettling.” Many years ago Roland Barthes wrote a short piece called “The face of Garbo” where he contrasted Garbo’s (to grossly simplify) iconic or representational face, filmic face with the more particular and specifistic face of Hepburn. It…

Mark!!

This reminds me way too much of the rosebud article. I still haven’t recovered from that.

Stupid virus. You had ONE job, FFS

WAIT WHAT?

As an aside:

And of course, photos shot with backlight diffused through billowing Egyptian cotton sheets are always so flattering.

Joan, clarification: Queen Letizia of Spain tested negative (as did King Felipe).

Pretty onbrand for white women.

I scared the living shit out of a team member today by sending her home as soon as she said 1. She had a cough and 2. She’s been to Georgia recently.

I’d invite anyone who believes in prayer that powerfully to gather in large groups and share a chalice of wine.

wtf is your last paragraf?

lol

Toilet paper scalpers. Until this week that was an unimaginable phrase. 

We have a nice selection of elderly people in our small neighborhood, so I’ve stocked up on rice, beans, pasta, farro, a variety of Aisian noodles, canned vegetables, shelf milk, coconut milk, butter, frozen vegetables, lots of flatbread in the freezer, etc. Made a big pot of collard greens to freeze. Because I think…

My friends and I are just hoping trump will continue to hold rallies. 

I agree with everything you said except how his ex “barely said anything negative at all.” Ariana talked about his sexual organ openly & constantly & publicly in a joking way, and thinking that he should be grateful & happy about that because he’s a guy is another kind of sexism, really. I’d be mortified and…