I’m in full support of people taking their shoes off when they go into someone’s home, but have to admit that it’s all fun and games until you go to someone’s house for a baby shower and the Manolo Blahniks you’ve left by the door get stolen by another guest. Then you have to get married to yourself just so you can…

Mine ate most of a frozen pizza. That was still frozen. Put it on the counter while waiting for the oven to heat up, walked away for 1 minute and she got it. 

I once had one eat an entire 5 pound bag of sugar, bag and all. In under 5 minutes too. Only proof it was her was that she had some coated on her forehead.

Golden Retrievers can eat nuclear waste. They’ll get horrible diarrhea, then grin and want more.

This Elizabeth Warren supporter is a proud dog owner and I have a strict, no-human food for doggos policy. So, much like almost every other policy proposal she’s laid out thus far, I continue to stand behind her 100%.

I swear to God, goldens will eat anything. Mine will swipe anything in reach the moment our backs are turned. She weighs 88lbs because we can’t stop her from stealing the other pets’ food and anything else she can get her paws on. She once ate four raw chicken breasts in the time it took me to walk upstairs and back…

I don’t care about your military status -- you are correct.

We are mysterious people, we steal jobs but we are lazy.

Update your stereotypes, maybe?

And that she’s a bitch.

“Oh, but we were drunk!”

And wait for the comments to actually provide the commentary and hopefully the most insightful ones have been ungreyed because we’re not actually going to read the comments to ungrey folks

Dishonor on Lauren’s cow!

This is dumb. At no point in his time as commander is Li Shang interested in Mulan; if anything, it’s the opposite (though she would never approach him).

Let’s just talk about it! Look at the 1992 comin atcha from this photo!!! Kim looks positively atrocious in this Trendy Wendy mall nightmare. She couldn’t have picked a worse cut for the trousers. *MEaNwHiLe!!* Kourtney is looking positively perfect in this Jane Lane/Reality Bites babydoll and chunky shoe, she even…

I suspect the Queen secretly loves Meghan and her ways.

Winged Victory is way more impressive than the Mona Lisa.  That was the most striking thing in the Louvre for me.

In the hall that houses the Mona Lisa, the only you sound you hear are the echoes of the phrase “That’s it??” muttered in over 100 different languages.

> from the surprisingly small Mona Lisa

I hate to be this earnest but: