Atomic Blond! 

Fuck what? Please link to article describing the abuse, I’ve only read about the neglect claims (yes I know that abuse, but holy shit sexual abuse?!)  

LOL. That’s basically all I can say. 

This is a bad take. There IS a prize, they get to show their arrangements at Kew Gardens. And there is so much stress! The great thing about the show is how there are contestants that have never even worked with flowers before. That means that people need to quickly understand their medium, which I think is a huge…

I just heard her on this weekend’s Wait Wait don’t tell me. She’s a fucking treasure.

Were you doing your shopping in one of the circles of hell?

I’m not at all worried about handling a body with suspected covid19. Proper use of PPEs will pretty much keep you safe, and if you’re a professional, you should already be safeguarding yourself and disinfecting instruments and surfaces after preparing the body.

Not a golden but a doberman: my partner ordered a large deep dish pizza (spinach&pepperoni), put it on the counter to grab a plate... and then the pizza was gone. She literally ate an entire pizza in about three seconds. HOW? Oh and she didn’t even get sick. 

The top image has a sign that says 1 in 5 people can’t afford period products. But here you are saying you are more than happy to swipe your credit card on a $2000 plane ticket to get free tampons.

I live on a block where my partner and I are the youngest couple by at least 30 years. We know our immediate neighbors, exchange the same pleasantries as you, shovel each other’s walkways, etc, and only contact each other via text if there’s an emergency or if something happened on the block that we should be aware…

I initially read that last name as “Klansman” too and thought wow that’s so on brand! I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw it. 

“You don’t always have to burn bridges, you can simply stop crossing them sometimes.”

HOLY MOLY

I’m the annoying person that always says “well black isn’t a color it’s the absence of it”. I loved color theory. I threw out most of my art school work but kept the color charts and swatches I made because they’re just so cool.

Ooo you’re probably right! It’s been ages since that class. 

Is it the one about how everyone was accidentally poisoning themselves during the mauve craze? I kinda remember reading that when I took a color theory class back in art school. 

Also, maybe if it wipes out humanity, at least the rest of the animals will get a chance to survive. 

Have you ever had slightly frozen Topo? It is the most fucking refreshing thing in the world. 

It was my birthday tooooooo I didn’t see any news til late but I also considered this a great present! 

It’s basically this. While necrophilia isn’t illegal, the ways in which necrophiliacs obtain the bodies (corpse stealing) is. When you die, you basically become property of your next of kin ie the authorizing agent, typically your spouse. Therefore, anything that happens to your body must be authorized by the next of…