Before we hear any of the greys talk about how this is ruining those Dems with the ramifications of Clinton....

I think I’d like to see Tilda Swinton play all the roles.

And we’re not talking movie here, right? This is a full-on military-grade camp, Ryan Murphy season of American Crime Story, where Sarah Paulson plays Fergie to Hugh Grant’s Prince Andrew.

I guess there’s a certain poetry to dying of a respiratory disease after a Chainsmokers concert.

I wish I had a more eloquent, reserved, or intellectual response to this. Alas.

YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS fuck that fucking non-apology and the misogynist brain whence it came.

“I have a wife and some kids who are girls” needs to die the same death that “I have a black friend” did.

Affleck’s best movie was Dogma.

He sure sounds like a whiny bitch.

“...crime is a problem of a diseased society, which neglects its marginalized people.”

“So....you’re the cock and balls of Congress? Why not the White House? And what’s with all the Jesuits?”

There is no facet that is pure and were I to strip everything that is a product of my oppressor from my life I’d have to move to a commune in the mountains that encircle my family’s hometown in Puerto Rico.

Regardless of the politics, #Goyaway is just about one of the most perfect hash tags ever.

Something something Late Registration?

One person pulled out some loaded pistol magazine and clicked them together and said that you were next

I am a huge fan of period architecture and restoration. What these people have accomplished here is amazing - an excellent example of the application of money and tenacity. They bought it, they hired the right people to bring it back from the brink, they spent gobs of money, and they should be able to enjoy living…

My hot take: current jezebel writers got soooooo excited that a current relevant show made an unattributed reference to a decade old jez article that they had to find a way to write about it. but they couldn’t help underlining the reason why this website used to be relevant and no longer is--mistaking real social…

Maybe he was training himself to identify the genders of people, like, "Me dick."

Your poor brother Jessica.

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That “(legally, of course)“ made me gagggggg.

Every time I read another one of these I feel like some dude out there is saying to himself ‘and that’s why women shouldn’t run shit.’