I thought it was widely accepted that bill clinton was the first black president.
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Maria,
The only way to drink a Corona is neck down in a giant schooner of frozen margarita.
The World Health Organization is using the nose emoji in official communications about a deadly, potentially pandemic disease. What a time to be alive...
They both have to fight Nicolas Cage?
I’m am willing to bet that 100% of these complaints come from the women that voted for Trump.
I have the perfect neighbor - friendly enough that we “know” each other and say hello and exchange pleasantries if we both happen to be outside at the same time, but we leave each other damn well alone. He lets me know when he’ll be out of town, and vice versa, so we can keep an eye out for each other. We have each…
Oh man, she would have HATED my old neighbors. There used to be this couple across the street from us that believed in “natural landscaping”, which sounds good until you realize it just means not doing yardwork ever. There was an oaktree on their property line (these are pretty small yards) and they never pulled the…
We got to know our neighbor once. He was super friendly! Helped us move in! We hung out all the time, had drinks, went on double dates! We met each other’s families! And a couple of years later, he was convicted on child pornography and abuse charges!
The point IS that he wasn’t self-aware and cast himself as victim whilst being the jackass the whole time.
I completely disagree. I love the original movie and I love the new Hulu series.
Jezebel just keeps getting trashier.
I used to be a heavy drinker, then I stopped completely for a year, then re-introduced alcohol on a very limited basis. Now I’ll have a drink or two every few months, and I’ll get drunk maybe twice a year. I’ve noticed that I feel the effects of one cocktail or glass of wine way more than I used to. But my tolerance…
that lineup too good to be real
It doesn’t say they are performing. The poster doesn’t say “Featuring”. It doesn’t even say appearances by...
Justin Bieber looks like he’s doing a victory lap after barely passing his truck driving school test.
What if they just told the Queen to get bent and continue to use it? I could call myself PenguinRoyal and there wouldn’t be a damn thing the British aristocracy could do about it.