You might be thinking of Scheele’s Green. People were getting poisoned by the arsenic contained in their clothes and wallpaper. Something in mauve might have been toxic too. I need to track down a copy of the book.

Also that suit is not fucking coral. Coral is a shade with orange undertones. While JayZ is wrong that his suit is mauve, he’s at least right that his pink suit in toward the blue/violet side of the pink spectrum than the orange/peach.  Not enough to classify as a mauve, but miles away from coral.

Gizmodo’s Tom McKay, who says, “I would say, pastel, carnation, or coral. If anyone disagrees with me they are wrong because I am a tetrachromat.”

Ashley is the only one I trust for a nuanced take these days. I still find Rich entertaining as hell, though. 

That thought has crossed my mind as well. Humanity has had its chance. Time for someone else to take the reins.

Filed to: FREE THE NIPPLE

Username appropriateness: Appropriate.

What will the people who have been saying “We wouldn’t criticize them leaving if only they gave up the money” find to criticize them (i.e. Meghan) for now? I’m sure the problem will be that they are rejecting Harry’s poor, vulnerable 90+ year old grandmother, or some other reason.

Literally just breaking:

Yeah, the problem is there’s kids like you and me who looked up “banned books” and read every single one we could get our hands on, and then there are kids who only read if it’s assigned in English class. Those kids grow up to be adults who vote to ban books they’ve never read.

All that rape, murder, and incest. Not to mention the supernatural and all the gaslighting. You’d think that would be the first on their list.

Please ban the bible.

Hair chopsticks has my vote- at least rocketdogs were comfortable.

This:

I’ve legitimately had sports bra panic when I can’t get one off. That sense of “I need to sit down with this thing half-on/half-off and relax for a moment.”

I think knowing the kind of proposal your partner wants is super important. It does seem like most people, at least around here, would not want it to be public. But there are definitely plenty of people who would, for whatever reason. I especially like the reason Lindy West’s husband gave for doing a public proposal:…

I think quitting the royal family and leaving the continent is a pretty good down payment on work. Harry hasn't ever really been about that royal life. I bet being regular rich will be a breath of fresh air for him. 

This is what happens when you protect a pedophile more than your son’s wife.

Royal experts and now calling William and Kate the new “Charles and Diana.” That’s the most polite way to say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Ouch.