What’s the difference between this imagery and imagery of terrorists in the middle east?

Well, the thing about Marine basic is they require you to do a lot of chin ups and since he doesn't have one I think that would disqualify him.

Getting rid of them is expensive and a lot of work, not to mention psychologically scarring.

Skin grafts are super cool if you’re into that sort of science nerdiness. They are either full thickness (the epidermis and dermis are removed from the donor site) or split thickness (only the epidermis and a layer of the dermis are harvested). For split thickness grafts, they take such a thin layer of the skin that…

THANK YOU!!! It’s all so “too cool for school” now. And the morning Dirt Bag?So!  Many!  Exclamation!  Points! 

oh sweetie, borders and siblings all kinda blend together out in those parts of the woods

It’s called puberty. If you don’t want to lose your cash cow, then make cartoon or CGI child stars. Don’t use humans!

Well, of course it’s the Godfather playing on the big screen. It was either that, or Scarface, I guess.

The only decent thing in that house is the couch. I don’t like the color, but I could fit my family plus four dogs and watch Escape to the Country alllll day.

I am deeply offended on Tim Burton's behalf 

I want him to be edited out of gov’t.

Seriously. Single pane windows? Stick frame, stucco, European knock off? You can do better for 5 mil and change. This woman has consistently terrible taste.

That house is a trashy, tacky monstrosity. Holy fucking shitballs that thing is ugly and needs to die in a fire.

That sucks. As someone who lost someone very close, your uncle was doing the right thing. Taking about the deceased should be encouraged, not acting like they didn't exist at all. I'm really sorry for your loss.

“A few ex-husbands ago...”

The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were, were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. Couple hours went by, Dad wasn’t home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and…

Wait, your father married a Jewish woman (it is through the matrilineal line that Jewishness is determined, no?) and he is anti-Semitic? What did your mother have to say about all of this?

Probably the time my prim and uptight sister in law began to regale me with a long and detailed list of all the things my husband does for me(he is wonderful) only to wind her monologue up with an accusatory “ and what do you do for him? She turned a rather amazing shade of puce when I responded deadpan that I swallow.…

My parents divorced when I was 6 and by the time my siblings and I were in our teens, our visits with him had become fairly infrequent. So we were all excited when our grandmother invited him over for the holidays.

he now apparently doesn’t even have to register as a sex offender.