No but I know what I'm doing tomorrow now!

Ever since I read this in Polygon this is all I can think about

Showgirls.  But make it CATS.

“He was doing great, until he got his ass beat.” LOL

The fact that this asshole blamed everyone but himself for the loss & refused to give his opponent any credit is right on brand for anyone supporting Trump. I hope he gets a rematch and gets his ass beat again.

This guy Fucks.

I don’t have to walk around like a punk and say these certain things that are going to abuse the whole country or abuse the whole world and talk about people and religions — things like that. I don’t have to. I’m going to walk with integrity because at the end of the day, I want everyone that’s watching me, every…

“I laughed so hard that tears ran down my leg."

The question was bad presents, not awesome presents though.

I was young and didn’t have money so... I gave my sister her own used nail polish that I had stolen out of her room.

I love the tomatoes for the two year old! The kid loved them who cares about the relatives. The video game dude, uh yeah his wife needed to get him that gift, not you. 

I didn’t try to be insulting, but one year for my sister I bought a recipe book for cooking with beer. My sister is, uh, a lot. In a way I’ve never been able to really describe well. She is kinda a hippie type (not in a rich GOOP type way, like she was born a generation too late to be a never-shower Deadhead), can be…

My dad got revenge through gifts!

A multipack of soap from my grandmother who punctuated me opening it with “you need it”.

Sexual contact with the deceased is not illegal in many, many places(ick). Maybe it also has something to do with how little time it’s been legal to do autopsies. Who knows, humans are weird.

A coroner. A pathologist. Anyone who needs to move your body.

You know, there’s already a female version of “hero” and it is heroine.