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And let’s not overlook this pearl:

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“And I’m not trying to be in a selfish way.”

“It’s just unfortunately, which is why I didn’t know exactly when I should come back to YouTube, but the reason for that is just because I’m legally not allowed to speak on anything going on right now.”

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

Why wait until you leave work, drink on the company dime.

That’s the answer I was looking for, I started an hour ago

I’m starting now.

When you wake up

In the immortal words of one of our greatest philosophers:

Michael Harriot: Secretary of Education 

Don’t forget, that teenage girlfriend was also definitely experiencing a lot of untreated mental illness at the time.

They are hardly benign if they’re antivaxxers.

“It proves men like him are more willing to perpetuate the fantastic narrative of negro neighborhoods needing more role models and briefcase-carriers than make the people in power stare into the sun and see the blinding light of racism.”

Those look more like a Kylo Ren+cat hybrid to be honest

Put a dog in the Tesla war rig

I will see if she is interested in updating her palate.

I heartily disagree. Bathrooms are for urinating, defecating, and occasionally vomiting. That’s why we build them and that is what they are for. It may be distressing for you to remember that everyone poops but everyone poops and it isn’t healthy or necessary in any way to hold it in if you have to go.

Has there been a culling of commenters or are less people just commenting because they writing here has been sliding to trash over the past couple of months after all the good writers left?

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Perhaps it was an extreme case of flatulence?