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Very Key & Peele! I totally agree. “So if you were still selling the drugs...who would you sell them to and what’s his name and number and the best time to call.” Deaddddd

How do you write this blog without the rest of his quote? I mean, he literally says we should push for something greater, he’s just asking those with privilege to consider what they are asking those without privilege to risk in that push.

Beanie as Monica is very good. Clive as Bill, excellent. But I can not see Sarah Paulson as the UGLY UGLY AND EVIL - INSIDE AND OUT - Linda Tripp. I suppose she can do it all, but this is going to take LOTS of prosthetics. (And, if they take it to the end, a second set for when she had her face redone and was just…

lol, I put “It’s not the destination, it’s the journey” ... in Latin. But I don’t remember enough Latin to reconstruct the actual quote.

Yup - it’s her. And Annaleigh Ashford as Paula Jones. Thank you, gay gods.

Heeheehee...yes, I believe it was. Check out the historic “moob tweet” in which he blamed his manboobs, threatened the media, soiled himself and then told everyone to read the transcript.

I realize that you just went with actually “goopy” products for this list, but I was expecting full on Goop products (capital “G”) for this list from the company that gave us magical stickers, hoo-ha eggs, and vag steaming. Over priced cosmetics/skin products are a dime a dozen in any department store - I was hoping…

No. He started his chemical engineering degree (second time around since he already had it when we left South Vietnam) at the University of Missouri - Rolla (now it’s called Missouri University of Science and Technology), but finished it at California State University, Long Beach (CSULB). He tried looking for a job in…

The Latin Grammys still exist because the White Grammys can’t have brown people showing everyone up on the red carpet. This was 1000% less boring that every other red carpet this year.

I realized yesterday that Ricky Martin (or any other Latino) has never been picked People’s Sexiest Man Alive. If that doesn’t show the whole thing is a sham, I don’t know what does.

I’m going to miss Drew Magary’s Hater’s Guide to the William Sonoma Catalogue. 

The FUCK is a wild-crafted dandelion?

Triggered was surprisingly a well-written book. It was nuanced, and highly erudite, with some poignant, thought-provoking points— I’ve been informed that I’m actually reading the nutrition facts on the back of a salt shaker, my mistake.

Drunk people love giving speeches. 

Yeah I'm on team neither because we don't need another rich person making us their personal army

THANK YOU.

Nothing's better than to dunk an Oreo in milk after a murder.

since my current lust object isn’t even a real person. 

Honestly an absent parent is better than a present one who really sucks, so maybe it’s for the best.