Good Place Adam Scott is also deviously delightful. 

I talk to myself and sometimes re-argue past arguments with people who a) are not there to defend themselves and b) I haven’t spoken to in years. Pantsless of course, because fuck pants.

Why, do, I, use, excessive, commas,

It’s a good test whether I want to be friends with that couple. Also any photos taken among fallen leaves with little Eagan holding mom and dad’s hands as they walk away.

I disagree. Nearly half of voting Americans did the dumbest thing ever three years ago.

I’m *checks notes* 27 and I hate my generation as well.  Luckily I have no Facebook and only got a Twitter account last week to track WTF was going on with G/O and Kinja

“Abraham Lincoln was famously, even within his own Cabinet, surrounded by people who were former political adversaries.”

To be fair, that's not her chin.

Can we address Darlene Superville for a minute?

Onlookers can be heard yelling “Damn!” and “You’re fucking your shit up!” as they watch in disbelief at the lengths this woman went to stave off her hunger pains.

Jean shorts that can double as a chess board if they were checkered, you know, flat in the back. No junk in the trunk. Gluteus minimus. Two paper clips rubbing together. Badonkadont. Empty Moon. Assless Chaps without the Chaps. Flat-Bottomed Girls that don’t make the world go round. A manila folder juxtaposed with…

This is fucking child abuse.

Also:

I’d just tell him that she’s not required to disclose any of her private health information to anybody else. It’s standard practice if a patient’s parent accompanies them to the health visit, past age 11 or 12 or so, to ask the parent to step out of the room to discuss issues that they may not want their parents…

T.I. is very concerned about his daughter’s hymen. He’s so concerned that he recently told a podcast that he goes to the gynecologist every year to have the doctor “check” her hymen.

“New York’s hottest club is Club 45. It has everything - mental midgets, slathering hordes, two generations of failsons...”

As a Gawker refugee who decamped to Deadspin despite only a passing interest in sports, this content speaks to me. Thank you. 

This was a legitimately deep dive and so revealing. Anyone who is an addict or has dealt with one as a child of an addict will be hit in the feels multiple times.

So, what’s the latest update on the rebellion? Is Jim Spanfeller still being an herb? Are all our kinjas being deleted?