Because you’re just nobody.

Entonces ya está con las estrellas.

More like “So long”, amirite?

It’s been nice seeing so many Deadspin folks in our comments over here. Can't help but wonder how much longer we've got here at Jez. You people have helped me get sober. Helped me raise my teenager. Celebrated when I got married. What the fuck. I am so sad.

 The Deadspin Up All Night with no comments posted is hysterical and pathetic at the same time.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller

This one time I took a profitable sports blog, told it to completely change its already successful column subject writing strategy and managed to fire the editor in charge leading to all the writers quitting in solidarity, leaving it as a shell, and then banning all comments because I was afraid of criticism. What a…

I almost started crying yesterday as I read about all the writers and editors and graphics folks leaving my favorite blog. How many lunches have I spent with these people over the last 8 years (answer: the majority)? I’m legit sad. Also, fuck Spanfeller and Maidment straight up the ass with a shovel.

Wow, final words...

Not going to lie. It would be a funny joke if you forgot who said it....

This is fucking awesome.

I know this comment isn’t related to any of the headlines in the post but I am truly sad that Deadspin is over. 

I’m sure for a certain family in Ireland it died in 1987.

Never forget.

Jezspin forever

Welp. I’m avoiding the hell out of a spreadsheet at work today, so I guess I’d better get started on designing this new sport that takes place in a triangle.

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

DEADSPIN FOREVER!!!!!!!!! Oh Fuck R Kelly.

So Deadspin’s fucked thanks to Jimmy’s inability to run a successful business. Deadspin has now had all its comments turned off and several staffers have very publicly quit after the firing yesterday.