Yes to everything you said except I was the one who told my friend they are fucking 🤷🏻‍♀️

Please keep us updated! 

I’m sorry, but as I told my friend this morning: “they are totally fucking. if they’re not fucking, they should win an Oscar for best acting like they’ve fucked”

Our vet actually suggested we purchase them online because they’re cheaper! 

After two weeks of subcutaneous fluids, she’s just taking Azodyl twice a day now. There are studies (study?) that show no real benefit, but seeing how well my dog has gotten since we started treatment, I’d rather keep giving it to her. She’s also only eating senior food with the lowest % of protein; we tried cooking…

My pupper (9 y/o) started throwing up randomly one day. The next day, she was still puking and not drinking or eating. We took her to the vet and they told us she had kidney failure. After leaving her overnight for three days, we finally were told that since she still wasn’t eating, we should consider having to put…

Ditto on the Bean, except mine is still learning to be the best. 

My friend gave me a teeeeeny jade sprout from a bigger jade that belonged to his girlfriend, who got her jade from her mom who’s had her tree for god knows how long. The fact that one living thing has been giving over and over for years is such a fucking cool idea. Plants are great. 

Please enlighten me on your Christmas cactus-rearing ways! I’ve had mine for about three years and suddenly he’s gotten yellow! He’s not very big but maybe I need to repot? I literally had the same routine since I brought him home and out of nowhere he got sick

I don’t like music like hers, but I can appreciate a catchy pop song. If I can learn the lyrics in two listens, to me that means I can get into it. 7 rings is the only one that did it for me, and I suspect it’s because she uses (samples? ripoffs?) “These are a few of my favorite things”.

“break up with your girlfriend” is a RiRi “shine bright like a diamond” ripoff, right?

She had the courage to speak out and ask for help. And was further abused. Fuck everything. Fuck everyone who failed her. Fuckkkkk. 

Buzz and Trump should combine their ties to make an adequately sized tie

THE TIE! 

Just yesterday, I was thinking I should re-read my copy of Franny and Zooey. However, Holden can eat a giant dick. 

Same! Except I illegally streamed the game through one of those shitty websites and it kept freezing but oh my god I was so happy to watch it. 

“why the fuck would a 31 year old be doing shots of tequila?!”

“his father (me)”. Is he reminding us or is he actually reminding himself who Don Jr’s dad is? 

Not only is it the most delicious (sweet and savory on one plate!), but it is also CHEAP. Eggs? Super cheap. If you make pancakes from scratch, also super cheap. Potatoes? 5lbs for $3. The only real splurge is the bacon or ham but even then, a pack of bacon can be $5.

+ Juicy velour tracksuit